Sick and Perverted Ways to Get Off

Inspired by this thread.

I like to fill a bathtub with hot water, lie in it with just the tip of my penis sticking out, rip one wing off a house fly and place it on the surface of the water so that it flies around in a circle rubbing against the head of my penis. Counterclockwise (left-wing) feels better, try it!

Uh, yeah. I have to go over there for a while.

What do you get when you throw a baby in a blender?

An erection.

('Zat sick enough for you?)

Well, don’t you think the whole electronic extroversion thing is worthy of a little enquiry? Is there anything wrong with using the internet like a confessional? It’s sort of like being a Catholic in a way isn’t it? It all breaks down though when your anonymity breaks down - as I found out to my cost when I tried the sock puppet thing.

I must say that I value very much finding out (through the types of threads under discussion) that I am not alone in certain things. Cyberspace has given me things I never got from meatspace.

I don’t really like that term “meatspace”.

MEATSPACE!!!

I feel ill.

-shudders-

There are SO many implications to that…

I think that, until we start a new forum entitled Wet Suits And Rubber Gloves, it’s best that we lock this little gem down.