Well, to be fair you’ve started only 12 threads and that was the first one. 
Haha, I remember that now. I could definitely answer my own question now but that would piss off another group of people. That was inspired by an asshole that I eventually broke my friendship with. Not over this issue though. I couldn’t handle dealing with a raging alcoholic once I gave up drink. 
I mean, I still drink else I’d get badly dehydrated just not alcohol and all.
As a penguin, you should be able to survive on only metabolic water.
Yikes, that sounds like it’d make me Disgruntled indeed.
I think I understand.
What you’re saying is that though prior to this thread I did not count JohnT as a friend, now that he has chimed in for me I need to compete the ritual and smack balls with him.
Well, I’ll be the first to admit I’m not the best at friendships, but I’m willing to try.
I hear you man, real friendships take real effort. Good luck!
Come on man, it’s “OP”
Every time you say “DP”, I giggle a little, because I’m childish.
Can’t help it. I’m childish too plus everyone else is playing along so I don’t think it’s just us.
So wait… only One Penetration? I’m getting so confused.
I don’t often get to the pit but this is one of the most amusing threads I’ve read recently.
Playing?
No I’m not, I’m of the impression that you are an idiot. And that people reading this thread have that impression reinforced more and more with every reply you post.
I might be wrong of course, but fact is, no one in this thread has said you’re upset, and your continued defense on an accusation against yourself you’re the only one who’s really made is a tad bizarre.
Hmm,
Sound vaguely familiar?
Oh yeah, I forgot to thank DP the OP for posting this because I’ve been waiting in the wings to post “That son-of-a-bitch?? YEAH! Fuck that guy!!!”
DP says NP.
Sorry, quoted wrong post earlier. I meant this poster.
I’m not sure but in English usually the double negative does say the poster is saying I’m upset no? Even if not, the next sentence certainly states it clearly. But no biggie, so far its this poster and JohnT alone in saying this. It’s hardly everyone in the thread. Most don’t really give a fuck. Sounds like you are doing a fair bit of projection there.
Can I just say how non-upset I am too? Or will I have to post a dozen times about how I’m not upset before you’ll believe me?
Dude, calm down! No sense getting this upset over a message board post.
Too many exclamation points, Manson. Chill.
The double negative was a typo making the sentence not make sense in context, and still didn’t say “I think you’re upset”, it said “I haven’t stated that you’re not upset” which is simply not the same thing. You haven’t not failed to spend enough time analyzing double negatives and logic.
The next sentence doesn’t state it either, it just states the fact that there’s no way to prove you aren’t, and your actions keep being those of someone who is.
I’ll try again with extra proofreading:
I don’t think you’re upset, I just think you are weirdly exaggerating JohnT’s interest in your emotional state based on garden level trolling.
I keep picturing the guy from Office Space when DP posts.