I married Jimmy from “Yes, Dear.”
::shakes head::
Is this a good or a bad thing?
That’s ok. I married Doug from “King of Queens”. Except he’s skinny.
So did I. And I’m Kari. But not as fat.
Oh yeah, well - my wife Betty Rubble says she married Homer Simpson.
It is not an uncommon occurrence around Christmas or birthday time for me to be asked whether I’m planning to buy Jakeline a bowling ball with my name engraved on it.
I think I’m asked this because I love to bowl, and not as much because I’m a selfish jerk.
I think.