Whatever you do, do not click on this link.
Don’t look at me that way. I told you not to click on it.
D’you think they’re breeding?
Yep. Coulda died happy without that.
For Pete’s sake, couldn’t you have just told us about it?
Man, that hurts.
Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!
That’s easily the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. Thanks.
Ohh… so that’s Carrot Top.
Eww.
G’ih! It would be incest, then, wouldn’t it? I always believed that Carrot Top was the product of breeding Pauly Shore with Kathy Griffin.
Think of the army we could create…
Yeah, but they could only charge down the middle!
Damn! I guess that means backing them up with my David Arquette battalion is out of the question as well!
Well, what are our other options? Let’s see, ALF, Emmitt Smith, or we can resurrect Reginald VelJohnson… ehhh, if I were in charge, we’d be doomed.
That’s what I get for being just another armchair general. 
Oh. My. God.
That is the funniest thing. I will be amused for the rest of the week. Thank you, Bryan Ekers.
Miller, you are officially the coolest person in the world for posting that. I’m going to be laughing all day now…
I think that’s just a shot of Buddy Hackett reproducing asexually.
Carrot top looks a bit skinny don’t he?
I don’t think they were that close on purpose. My theory is that the two halves of the same brain they share pulled them together like that.
Funniest thing I’ve seen all week. DEFINTELY the scariest…
OK, you guys don’t know Carrot Top up there? Hell, I’m movin’ to Finland!
The OP said not to look, so I’ve read this entire thread first, Now I’m going to look.
EWWW!!!
I heeded the warning and didn’t look earlier, but for some reason this time I ignored that and looked.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Fools! The time of my awakening comes near! Now, I just have to get those two to join up with Micheal Jackson, and then the time of my return will be at hand! MWHAHAHAHA!!!