Or don’t. I’m volunteering first.
Hey, how do I get my own thread with hordes of man-slaves and such?
Stupid vB coding. Link repaired -
[Edited by UncleBeer on 09-07-2000 at 12:07 PM]
I do not know that I have it in me to put up a fight after the competition with VB for PB’s affection.
I will sign up, but she will have to check the other thread to see what I can do.
Jeffery
Ahh, thank you, man-slave number one, for starting this thread. As a reward, you may sleep at my feet tonight.
Now, to set a lure…
Will it involve any heavy lifting? I’m getting old ya know.
resounding applause Good for you, Sunshine. May you never get your fill of good men…uh, no that’s not right…may there always be a man at hand…erg, lemme try again…may you never open your mouth without a man there to fill it…oooooh, that wasn’t right either…in your garden of love, may many men plow your fields with their mighty hoes…shit, that came out wrong…ugh…I’m not good at this.
Good on you, Sunshine. Go get 'em!
I’m a young, strapping manly man, so I guess I would make a good man-slave. Count me in!
Ummm… could I sign up to get my own man-slave?
I would think that there would be all manner of “farm boys” in Kansas.
Toto, too. 
jjj, as yet, I do not have an overabundance of man-slaves. Once my man-slaves become a man-slave horde, I will certainly be happy to lend them out.
Until then, I have several openings for man-slave horde overseer. You get to use a whip! Interested?
Hey! Man-slaves! Straighten up! Form a line and then you may begin bowing and scraping at my feet, one at a time.
Except you, UncleBeer. As my number one, you get to stand over me and gently wave the ostrich feather fan.
struuter? How about you? Want to be an overseer? You can wear that catsuit! In fact, that may become the official Man-slave Horde Overseer uniform. What do you think?
Hey Sunshine, I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue. I’m really good at it. Got a place for me in your man-harem?
Holy shnikeys! What an honor! But I don’t think I could do it. Not weilding a whip or anything…I’d be a soft touch. A push over. A weakling. There’s soooo many other people who’d be so much better than me. But I will help in this way; I’ll make sure I direct all fine specimens to you. How’s that? Of course, I may have to inspect them first…just to make sure they’re up to your standards…
And you can borrow one of my catsuits. Oh, yeah, no problem. You think I’d have just one? 
Aha! Just what I need. struuter, I now officially dub you my Pre-Horde Acceptance Man-Slave Inspector. I trust your judgement completely.
Man-Slaves! I don’t see any bowing and scraping. Hop to!
Trion reporting for overseer duty. I have experience with a whip.
Sleep at your feet? Wave the ostrich feather? Hell, I was hopin’ to be breeding stock. The rest of ya’s get to be eunuchs.
Trion…hmmm, I was thinking female overseers. Would you be willing to wear the official Man-slave Horde Overseer uniform? If so, see struuter for a fitting and I’ll try you out. ONE slip up, though, and it’s striaght into the Horde you go!
UncleNumberOne…if you are unsatisfied with you position in the horde, you can always go back to being a regular ol’ man-slave. Besides…who ever said Man-Slave Number One wasn’t breeding stock?
Female overseers??? Why do you think they put eunuchs in a harem? You need someone with no interest whatsoever in your man hoard. Otherwise you may find the hoard a little too tired to perform … if you know what I mean.
Let’s give it a shot. struuter, I’m here for my fitting.
Oh, this is too fun. Looks good. Very good. mmmhmmm. And turn around, please…yes, that’ll do nicely. Oh…one more thing…oh, good. I see you’ve done this before. Sunshine will be pleased. Hell, how can she not be?
Woo Hoo! I meet with struuter’s approval.
I’m ready to serve.
All right…I’m really disappointed here. This horde thing is not as easy as it looks.
Hmmm…ok, for the next 15 minutes, every man that signs up to be part of my horde gets a free oil massage AND a 12 pack of their choice. But only if you JOIN NOW!!!
Let’s see if that works.