Silly Keira, of course we want to see you naked

I believe Rachel McAdams was unaware it was a nude photoshoot… when they told her their plan, she told them where to stick it, and left in a huff (firing her agent at the same time for presuming she’d be so tacky).

Hmmm, usually I’m too distracted by her funny mouth to think about her lack of cleavage, she looks like she’s chewing gum with dentures a size too big.

Surprising. McAdams has appeared nude in films prior to this.

One report of her departure implied that she became worried at the last minute about how her body compared to Johansson’s.

Poor thing. Sounds like she needs an impartial judge.

I volunteer.

If they’d offered her more money, she might have stayed a minute and a huff

I confess, I’ve been known to rent some movies just to see the actress naked, no matter how bad the movie is likely to be (Prozac Nation was one of them). Dunno if this will be bad, but if Keira is getting naked, I’ll be renting it.

I just checked out Keira on Celebrity Movie Archive, and she has great breasts! I won’t go into a lot of detail for fear of sounding like a drooling old pervert. Let me just say that small and perky are two wonderful breast attributes.

Now if you want to argue that she’s too thin and bony, I might agree. But, all in all, I agree with the OP – yes, Keira, we want to see you nude.

In the immortal words of the great philosopher Ron White:

Oh yes.

I also checked out Keira’s assets and found them very acceptable.

Sienna Miller’s look just dandy to me as well… not sure why everyone is saying they look weird.

Uh oh. You know that means you just want to “be friends” and not start something serious, right?

You had a typo. I corrected it for ya. No charge.

Thanks, *The Jacket * is, as they say, in my queue.

Wasn’t she also allegedly peeved when they Photoshopped the King Arthur movie poster to make her breasts appear larger? I say more power to her. I love her little boobs. I love everything about her. I was angered by photo of her on the cover of some women’s magazine (Vogue, or something similar) in which the makeup artists had painted her up in such a way as to completely obliterate everything that is unique about her face. They made her look exactly like every other woman that appears on the covers of women’s magazines. I wouldn’t have even recognized her had her name not been featured prominently on the cover!

I’d pull myself across broken glass on fire with my tounge to see her naked.

Owwe! I mean “have sex with her”. Eh, whatever. If I see her naked, I’m “having sex” with her, if you know what I mean…

Oh well, if I must see her naked, then I must.