Silly Keira, of course we want to see you naked

[QUOTE=Little Nemo]
Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson posed nude together for the cover of February 2006 issue of Vanity Fair magazine. (Rachel McAdams was supposed to have been on the cover with them but had to cancel at the last minute.) Obviously, I can’t post a link but it should only take you about a minute to find the image with this information.
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I believe Rachel McAdams was unaware it was a nude photoshoot… when they told her their plan, she told them where to stick it, and left in a huff (firing her agent at the same time for presuming she’d be so tacky).

Hmmm, usually I’m too distracted by her funny mouth to think about her lack of cleavage, she looks like she’s chewing gum with dentures a size too big.

Surprising. McAdams has appeared nude in films prior to this.

One report of her departure implied that she became worried at the last minute about how her body compared to Johansson’s.

[QUOTE=Little Nemo]
One report of her departure implied that she became worried at the last minute about how her body compared to Johansson’s.
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Poor thing. Sounds like she needs an impartial judge.

I volunteer.

[QUOTE=e-logic]
I believe Rachel McAdams was unaware it was a nude photoshoot… when they told her their plan, she told them where to stick it, and left in a huff
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If they’d offered her more money, she might have stayed a minute and a huff

I confess, I’ve been known to rent some movies just to see the actress naked, no matter how bad the movie is likely to be (Prozac Nation was one of them). Dunno if this will be bad, but if Keira is getting naked, I’ll be renting it.

I just checked out Keira on Celebrity Movie Archive, and she has great breasts! I won’t go into a lot of detail for fear of sounding like a drooling old pervert. Let me just say that small and perky are two wonderful breast attributes.

Now if you want to argue that she’s too thin and bony, I might agree. But, all in all, I agree with the OP – yes, Keira, we want to see you nude.

In the immortal words of the great philosopher Ron White:

[QUOTE=Johnny Hildo]
c) Um, wait a sec, does she get naked in The Jacket?
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Oh yes.

I also checked out Keira’s assets and found them very acceptable.

Sienna Miller’s look just dandy to me as well… not sure why everyone is saying they look weird.

[QUOTE=bienville]
Her boobs are small, but they’re cute and have personality-
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Uh oh. You know that means you just want to “be friends” and not start something serious, right?

[QUOTE=Little Nemo]
There are no bad breasts. Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley, Jennifer Connelly and Nicole Kidman, Rosario Dawson and Charlize Theron, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Rachael Leigh Cook - truly all breasts are beautiful in my hands.
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You had a typo. I corrected it for ya. No charge.

Thanks, *The Jacket * is, as they say, in my queue.

[QUOTE=Terminus Est]
Found a link: http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0514knightley-CR.html[Keira Knightley loves stripping off naked in her films.
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Keira - who stars in ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End’ alongside Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom - has also criticised the plastic toy figure of her character Elizabeth Swann, saying it bears little resemblance to her boyish figure.

She said, “It’s nothing like me. She has got (breasts) for a start! I don’t have any (breasts)!”
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Wasn’t she also allegedly peeved when they Photoshopped the King Arthur movie poster to make her breasts appear larger? I say more power to her. I love her little boobs. I love everything about her. I was angered by photo of her on the cover of some women’s magazine (Vogue, or something similar) in which the makeup artists had painted her up in such a way as to completely obliterate everything that is unique about her face. They made her look exactly like every other woman that appears on the covers of women’s magazines. I wouldn’t have even recognized her had her name not been featured prominently on the cover!

I’d pull myself across broken glass on fire with my tounge to see her naked.

Owwe! I mean “have sex with her”. Eh, whatever. If I see her naked, I’m “having sex” with her, if you know what I mean…

Oh well, if I must see her naked, then I must.