Silly Keira, of course we want to see you naked

Keira Knightley recently gave an interview discussing her upcoming movie in which she will be appearing naked with Sienna Miller: “There are plenty of sex scenes in the book, so the adaptation is true to its source. I think soon, people are going to insist I keep my clothes on! I wouldn’t do anything I didn’t feel completely comfortable with. I suppose I’m very European in my attitude to my body. I’m an actress. I have certain tools. One of them is my body. I don’t mind stripping off occasionally.”

So, Keira, let me state for the record that I fully support your nudity and I don’t foresee a time when I will insist on you putting clothes on. As far as I’m concerned, you can take your clothes off and do all of your film, televison series, and promotional appearances fully nude. This is especially true in light of your willingness to work naked in conjunction with other nude actresses like Sienna Miller or Scarlett Johansson.

What movie, man? I need a title here.

Linkety-linkety link?

I guess I wouldn’t mind seeing my fiancee naked.

Sorry, y’all. There was never any more truthful advertising than Keira Knightley in Dead Man’s Chest.

The Edge of Love, currently filming for a scheduled 2008 release.

Sorry. It’s a paysite and I can’t link to it. But, in what I regard as a shocking breech of journalistic standards, no actual stills of the nude scenes in question were posted anyway.

I would imagine the film in question is either Atonnment or Its Only Love

There are no bad breasts. Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley, Jennifer Connelly and Nicole Kidman, Rosario Dawson and Charlize Theron, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Rachael Leigh Cook - truly all breasts are beautiful in my eyes.

Word!

And I don’t use that type of language often. That is a clear indication of how serious I am.

Found a link: http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0514knightley-CR.html

Let us be the judge of that, Ms. Knightley.

I agree, Nemo, that any breasts are good breasts, but that’s the problem: there are no breasts there.

EDIT: I see her own admission has beaten me to the punchline.

I’m sorry, what? Scarlett Johansson has done a nude scene? I’m going to need a title.

Sienna Miller showed her boobs in Alfie, oddly shaped boobs with weird looking areola.

To illustrate this claim, examples given are:

We’ve covered (or uncovered) all variety of breasts with this list???

What’s with all the focus on breasts? Does Kiera Knightley not have a fine booty? Are her hips curvaceous? Are her legs not worth looking at? Heck, I bet her labia are cute, too, and I’m perfectly willing to find out in whatever nude scenes Kiera may choose to participate in.

(I hear she has a great personality, too.)

Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson posed nude together for the cover of February 2006 issue of Vanity Fair magazine. (Rachel McAdams was supposed to have been on the cover with them but had to cancel at the last minute.) Obviously, I can’t post a link but it should only take you about a minute to find the image with this information.

It was her breasts that were being disparaged and so it was her breasts I defended. If somebody speaks ill of Keira Knightley’s booty or hips or legs or labia, I will defend those in turn. By flinging myself bodily upon them by choice.

To each their own.

Celebrity Movie Archive dot com
(NSFW, no direct link provided)

provides samples of a naked Keira Knightley from four different (already released) films. Her boobs are small, but they’re cute and have personality- they’re way cuter than Sienna Miller’s weird looking boobs.

Christ, people. Get a hold of yourselves. It’s not like she hasn’t gone naked before.

She did in:

a) The Hole
b) Domino
c) Um, wait a sec, does she get naked in The Jacket? That movie was so goddamn worthless I can’t even remember if there was a Keira nude scene or not. Dammit!

I just have to see Keira Knightley’s Hole :stuck_out_tongue: