Is he giving the cat a cigarette?
Oh jeebus… ::thud::
No, he’s very gingerly feeding the poor tiny thing with an eyedropper. Jamin is still more to my personal taste, but yes. Dizzamn.
I raise you this: http://www.frigginrandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/nazi-kitty-grenade.jpg and let you deal with the inner conflict.
Big, strong hands
Hands that have done things (carpentry, gardening, sculpting, guitar playing, cooking)
Hand that can do things (private things)
Oh yeah. Also, ponytails.
Slightly buck teeth.
YUM.
Any woman wearing a top that leaves one shoulder bare automatically becomes about 800 per cent sexier to me.
Guys who have five-o’clock shadow, even right after they’ve shaved. My partner is Middle-Eastern, with thick, black hair. He sometimes shaves twice a day, but I even love it when he skips a day. And I absolutely forbid him to trim his eyebrows.
Also, very dark Black men who are wearing a white dress shirt. The contrast between the white collar and their dark skin has always turned me on.
Guys who have small cocks, yet are self-confident enough to be honest about it. Also, guys with large cocks who are shy about it.
A woman’s back. From the shoulders down to the small of the back. No idea as to why.
A small- waisted guy with well-developed latissimus dorsi muscles. In a tight shirt.
Freckles. Salt-and-pepper hair. Scars.
I dunno about that, I think the same thing is hot, and they aren’t going to be having any young with me.
First thought: Inner conflict? What inner conflict?
Second thought: …Wait. They’re Nazis, aren’t they?
Third thought: Shit. Yes, yes they are.
Conclusion: Nazis should not tenderly handle tiny kittens. Nor should they handle them untenderly, either. Fuck, I don’t know what I’m talking about.
Also, I have seen Jamin, and yes, he is a hottie.
Slightly cross-eyed women:
Women in strappy sandals (flats), especially if the straps crisscross up the leg a little.
A guy who drinks milk straight from the pack I would like. Though I don’t remember seeing anyone ever do that. Odd.
The back of a woman’s neck; especially if they have their hair tied back “just so”. (Couldn’t figure out how to google an image of the right sort of thing.)
Women who wear little or no make-up.
Nazis and kittens and hand grenades as cat toys. You skipped that part. Definitely a head-warper.
Deep rumbly baritone and bass voices talking or singing. I have never understood why all the romantic leads in musicals and operas are tenors (or why anyone wants to listen to, for example, Neil Young).
Baldness on guys that don’t care (c.f. Patrick Stewart).
Those kind of shoulders with the clavicles making a slightly obtuse angle with the neck. “Sloping” isn’t quite the right word; I don’t know what is. Well-developed trapezius muscles help this effect.
When you say “don’t care”, what do you mean? I would think that if a bald man keeps a shaved head and a clean cut image generally, chances are he does care; he’s just making the best with what he has. If he didn’t care, wouldn’t he just let it grow horseshoe style?