31.927. But it’s not like I discovered relativity…
Before I discovered the English version, I made it to a level which mentioned Paris Hilton, and figured that meant I sucked. 
Just over 34 seconds seems to be the cutoff point for me. After that, the little ball starts bouncing around like a psychotic kindergartener who just had a quadruple espresso. If I manage to break 35 seconds, I fully expect to be told that I’m the world’s smartest human being.
6.45 seconds on first try.
28.35 seconds on try sixty. Im running out of hair to pull.
So, what am I missing?
There is a bouncing ball that you must keep suspended with a paddle that moves back and forth (when the ball hits the paddle, it bounces back up). However, moving the paddle back and forth also tilts a platform with a rolling ball on it. The rolling ball must not roll off the platform and the bouncing ball must not descend below the paddle.
That game sucks when you use a touchpad.
I’ll have to try it with a proper mouse.