Waylon Smithers (tying his shoe, and facing away from Burns, thus showing him his backside); “Kiss this, Burns!” 
Krusty the Clown: “Stay tuned for the Itchy & Scratchy Marathon! 15 hours of delightful blood and guts!”
Moe Szyslak (on phone): “No, dammit! There’s nobody named ‘Ben Dover’ here!#$%!!@&??!”
Agnes Skinner (Seymour’s mother): “What’s got into you, Spanky? Punishing that sweet Lisa Simpson for something her brother did! Of all the stupid, insensitive…”
Kang “Hey, Apu! Where’s my hot dog?”
Edna Krabappel “PTA night is coming; I’ll find some father I can fall madly in bed with…”
Groundskeeper Willie (tearing his shirt off, as in the TV Guide drawing): “Damn itchy shirt!”
C. Montgomery Burns: Damn those federal regulators! I have a good mind to sell this damned business…"
*Dr. Hibbert: *“Mrs. Simpson, Bart is too quiet. I think his youthful enthusiasm should not be suppressed.”
Comic Book Guy: “Yeah, you brats, I just stocked the Harry Potter series. You wanna make something out of it?”
Bart: “I’m really sorry.”
Post you own quote you’d like to hear any Simpsons character say. (I tried to do one from Bumblebee Man but the Character Map won’t show up on this screen to do the Spanish accented letters.)
Marge: You know how I feel about condoms in this house!!!
(Not sure why, I just would.)
Santa’s Little Helper: I ruv you, Spartacus!!
Homer: Rumcake sounds divine.
Homer: ::moaning:: But we’ll miss the Facts of Life marathon! Its only on for two and a half weeks…!
Wiggum: That’s some mighty fine scalping, boys.
:eek:
What?! Don’t give me that look, 'slinger!
You couldn’t come up with anything yourself.
Homer: Moe, I have this friend… his name is Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadoo
Moe: Thats the worst name I ever heard
Joey Joe joe: aahh boo hoo hoohoo
Barney: Wait, Joey Joe Joe!
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(http://slate.msn.com/Diary/97-03-18/Diary.asp?iMsg=4) from a Simpsons writer:
At least three of your quotes sounded familiar, and I actually managed to find cites! And I’d swear that Bart says he’s sorry at the end of the sells his soul one (man he sounds like a girl there), but the transcript didn’t agree with me.
C. Montgomery Burns: Damn those federal regulators! I have a good mind to sell this damned business…"
Burns: The watchdog of public safety…is there any lower form of life?
-from “Homer Goes to College”
Bart: “I’m really sorry.”
Bart: [pained] Mom, I’m really sorry.
-from “Marge Be Not Proud” (the xmas one where part steals the game)
Krusty the Clown: “Stay tuned for the Itchy & Scratchy Marathon! 15 hours of delightful blood and guts!”
(description of opening) It’s late at night, and the kids watching the 48-hour Itchy & Scratchy Diamond Jubilee Marathon: “celebrating 75 years of rib-tickling brutality and hilarious atrocities”.
-from “The Day the Violence Died”
Ye gods, Smackfu! I’ll defer to the Simpsons mavens on this one. I really did come up with those quotes that I posted–plus some others for the Simpsons article in TV Guide–but so help me, I didn’t quote the actual dialog (I don’t get to see The Simpsons very much)–maybe I have ESP, after a fashion? :eek: