Homer: Look at this Bible, it cost me fifteen bucks, and talk about a preachy book, sheesh, everybody’s a sinner. And there’s this one guy…
Lisa: But Dad, you’re giving in to mob mentality.
Homer: No I’m not Lisa, I’m just jumping on the bandwagon.
Marge: Oh Homer, you’re only hearing what you want to hear.
Homer: Gee, an omlete sounds fine right about now.
Bart: Oh boy, the Fireworks, Candy and Puppydog store!
Bart: Cool! I want to be around when all of these guns start going off.
Homer: Now give me some inner peace, or I’ll mop the floor with you.
Montgomery Burns’ son:
(Played by Rodney Dangerfield)
Wow, this guy has more bread than a prison meatloaf.
Burns: Ethical business practices? Yes, that’s just the sort of radical new thinking we need around here.
Burns: Doughnut, I told you I don’t like ethnic food.
The Stonecutter’s Drinking Song:
(Spoof on the Freemasons)
Who controls the English crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do… We do.
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do… We do.
Who holds back the electric car?
Who made Whoopi Goldberg a star?
We do… We do.
Who made the Kingfish lose his sight?
Who rigs every oscar night?
We do… We do…
Also: The Minnesota Spankological Protocol
Note: In Hollyweird, being a voice on the Simpsons is considered the ne plus ultra for the in crowd.
Wow, this thread dpes seem to come up every couple of months. I’ve posted several of mine several times in the threads listed above. So, peruse them there, and if I feel inclined to type 'em up again, I might come back and put 'em here.
Homer: In each of us there is a battle between good and evil that can never be resolved.
:Cut to Homer’s brain, a Devil-Homer is dancing on the grave of Good Homer:
Devil-Homer (singing) : I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer!
Homer: Use your brains to help us; your sweet, tasty brains.
Zombie Krusty: To enter, send me your parent’s brains; or write parent’s brains on a 3 X 5 postcard.
The entire Scorpio Episode.
Virtual Gengis: Hi Lisa, I’m Gengis Kahn. Togeter, we’ll tavel back in time. You’ll see what I see, Eat who I eat, Defile what I defile.
Smithers: You don’t understand; Mr. Burns had crossed the line between regular everyday villainry and cartoonish Super-villainry.
Dr. Collosus: Bah! He was a rank amatuer compared to ME!
Bart: Dad, don’t you remember: Ned Flanders is the undisputed lord and master of Earth.
Kang/Sherman: What happed to us, Kodos?
Kodos/Mr. Peabody: Quiet You!
Homer: Awww, $20!? I wanted a peanut! Homer’s Mind: [Bubble cloud expands overs Homer’s head] $20 can buy many peanuts. Homer: Explain how. Homer’s Mind: Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Homer: Woo-hoo!
Homer: Awww, $20!? I wanted a peanut! Homer’s Mind: [Bubble cloud expands overs Homer’s head] $20 can buy many peanuts. Homer: Explain how. Homer’s Mind: Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Homer: Woo-hoo!
I think the best lines came from Professor Frink (Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he’ll make you laugh, he’ll make you think…)
"Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and the kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving"
"Unshrink you?! Well, that would require some sort of a Rebigulator which is a concept so ridiculous it makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle - but not at you, oh holiest of gods with the wrathfulness and the bloodrain and the ‘hey hey hey it hurts me’" - said to Lisa after he shrunk her with the Debigulator.
**Abe:**We’ve got to kill the vampire!
**Marge:**How’d you know he’s a vampire?
**Abe:**Bart’s a vampire?! AAAAAACCCCKKK!
**Marge:**We’ve got to do something! Today he’s drinking blood, tomorrow he might be smoking!
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THE best anti-antidrug statement in a movie.
“One of your carbon blobs from sector 7g.”
“I don’t think women and seamen mix, sir.”
“Ahoy-hoy.”
“Aaargh. This chair be high says I.”
“My cat’s breath smells like catfood.”
“My mouth tastes like burning.”
“Whoa. A fat sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a hit with the ladies, pal.”
