This morning my wife told me she has decided to leave me. She may wait until the lease on our house is up, but I’m pretty sure I won’t be able to talk her out of it this time. Although our marriage has been technically open since the last time she wanted to leave (a concession I made to get her to give it another chance) I haven’t pursued anyone else, but now I guess I’d better start. So, any attractive ladies in the Dallas area want to be my rebound girl?
I’m sorry to hear that, Badtz.
And no, I don’t want any. 
{{{{Badtz}}}}
Ouch!
I don’t really have a thing for miniature penguins… but if I run across anyone, I’ll send them your way.
Crappy deal. And I do recall a lot of what you’ve been through.
But ya’ know what? Badtz, pal, you’ve got spunk! You will bob to the surface and annoy us once again.
Good luck, pal!
Been there.
Despite all efforts to the contrary, in my experience, the first year REALLY sucks. (Two years come September for me). If you have kids, it REALLY, REALLY sucks, but I’m living proof that it does eventually get better. I’m currently dating a former Playboy centerfold who thinks ‘Fellatio’ is a brand of breakfast cereal!
Well, OK, she’s really a small, not underweight, girl from our Accounting department who thinks Fellatio is an Italian male supermodel, but hey, I’M DATING AGAIN, and loving it! As a rule, I hate cliches, but time does seem to heal all wounds. Once you get through all the legal bullshit, dust your hands off and start anew.
My 2 cents…
Shit. Best of luck, Badtz.
My condolences, Badtz. There’s not much pain like that one.
Sorry to hear the bad news badtz. I hope things work out for you.
Good luck BadtzMuru! My ex and I split up last year and while it can be hard at first, I’m happy as a clam now!! Too bad you’re not in Ohio!
Want some what, exactly? 
You wanna get back at the ex? Give me her number!
(or worse, doesn’t that Uekte live in the Dallas area?)
I’m so sorry, dear. I hope things work out so that you will be really happy soon.
And I will have some, providing it is not liver and onions. Can’t abide liver and onions. But I like chicken, mexican food , italian food, oriental food, [sub]someone whispers explanations in my ear[/sub] OH MY…you meant…oh, dear.
Sorry, I live in WA state. Can’t help you.
