single dopers - what are you planning to do on St Valentine's Day?

[Sir_Doris]

@London_Calling

Are you mad, woman !

Seething.

Supermarket shelves have been rearranged to accomodate Valentine’s Day gifts thus adding at least 15 minutes to my shopping trip.

[London_Calling]

I’ll be in full Victor Meldrew mode for seven days beginning tomorrow. Rather looking forward to it . . .

[Steve_Wright]

Victor Meldrew? You mean, that guy off the TV? Tsk.

(Like it or loathe it - and these days, my TV is mostly used for playing DVDs: I am in control of my viewing, not the programme planners - the idiot box is part of our common culture, these days … gives us these common referents we can use as a sort of conceptual shorthand. Like Victor Meldrew.)

“I got nothing against cliches, son, they’re the fastest method of communication ever invented.”

• Len Deighton, Billion Dollar Brain

[Cosmopolitan]

What will I be doing Valentine’s Day?

I’ll be taking the ATSW (Assessment of Teaching Skills, Written) - it’s a four hour long teaching certification test & New York State’s Valentine’s Day gift to me.
After that I plan to go out to a bar with Dylan, one of my single friends, & get obliterated, after which we shall retire to my house & sleep it off.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Jennyrosity

Boycotting it. Face it, there’s no where you can go where you won’t be confronted with gurning couples slobbering all over each other and generally wanting a slap (yes, I’m single and bitter, do you wanna make something of it???), so you’re better off staying home and pampering yourself. Or, if you really must go out, have some fun with the afore-mentioned couples. Go up to the bloke, throw your drink in his face and shout “How could you do this to me? I’M CARRYING YOUR CHILD!!!”. Or go up to the woman, fling your arms around her and say “Babe! I haven’t seen you since the sex change, you look fab!”. Or go up to either one, shuffle your feet and look embarrassed and mutter: “Er, yeah, glad I ran into you, you, erm, you might wanna get yourself down the STD clinic and get checked out, ya’ know, just in case you’ve, erm, picked something up…” Then stand back and watch the fall out. That’s my idea of a Happy Valentines!

There is somewhere you can go. That’s what I do

[MannyL]

I will be in South Beach Miami doing karaoke.

[Sir_Doris]

@MannyL

I will be in South Beach Miami doing karaoke.

I know a “Manny L.” - an elderly Professor, and the thought of him doing karaoke has put a smile on my face

[Quartz]

@Sir Doris

The reason I ask?

I don’t get out much. I’m a single parent, and I live a good 4 hours journey from family. My daughter is a bit too old for babysitting but a bit too young to be left alone while I go for an evening out (a combination of her being rather immature and hating to see me enjoy myself).

Anyway, my social life has to be packed into school holidays when I can take her to stay with my mom. I’ve been looking forward to my first child free day/evening, and then I realised it will be February the 14th.

Can I offer my services? You’re not too far away IIRC - Woking, wasn’t it? There’s a stellar pub near me in Harpenden.

[Uncivil]

Excellent thread (well, the first page anyway). Where is the rofl smiley?

[Sir_Doris]

@qts

Can I offer my services? You’re not too far away IIRC - Woking, wasn’t it? There’s a stellar pub near me in Harpenden.

I’m Bournemouth based, qts. Whether that’s better or worse than being based in Woking, I couldn’t say.

I do fear B’mouth will be hosting a fair number of couples on romantic weekend breaks on the 14th, so I’m keen to avoid it. I’m returning via London, so I’m hoping to persuade the odd LonDoper/NADster to go for a beer.

On a Valentine’s note a local radio station has been running an advert suggesting that blokes fed up with the idea of “the whole Valentine’s thing” (which I take to mean the commercialism and pressure to be with someone special) should spend the day at a particular local lap dancing club where “beautiful women will be dancing just for you”. So that’s not about money, then? They’re doing it for free 'cos they love you so much, eh?

[Coulbean]

My Valentine’s Day will be spent celebrating my rabbit’s birthday by making a carrot cake to share with my family. The rabbit was a VD gift last year and was the only useful thing my ex ever did for me. (Ironically enough, ultimately making me realize that I needed to break up with him…)

I believe VD is better spent single… at least this way I won’t be setting myself up for disapointment in a typical female way. …I also won’t be busting my ass to do something sweet for someone who won’t appreciate it.

Phooey on Valentines Day and all that it does for singles and couples.