“Germans?”
“Forget it, he’s rollin’.”
From Blackadder (I actually scream this a lot): “The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from THE DEVIL’S OWN HERD!”
“Don’t go down there. It’s dark!”
- Bugs Bunny
Thanks, I’ll definitely look into seeing some more Cleavon stuff.
Shag was my favorite movie for several years when I was a teen, to any girl who has lived on the wrong side of the tracks in the south, this one is hilarious on several levels-
Pudge–Mary Pat Montgomery’s the one who told me about boners. It isn’t a bone at all, it’s a muscle. This cousin of hers dated a Clemson Tiger who sprained his in a game, and she had to massage it every night when it got hard because he was in so much pain.
First thing that sprang to mind:
John Lithgow in Buckaroo Bonzai: “Laugh while you can, monkey boy!”
I can’t believe no one has mentioned:
“Shut the fuck up, Donny!”
From Robin Hood, Men In Tights:
Robin returns to Sherwood Forest to discover that his blind servant, Blinken, is manning the lookout tower:
Robin: Blinken, what are you doing up there?
Blinken: …Guessing?
We just watched *Toy Story *again last night:
“You are a sad, sick little man and you have my pity.”
One that my wife and I throw at each other is another Kang/Kodos line… “Run! He’s got a board with a nail in it!”
I don’t know what that’s from, but it’s the funniest thing I read in this thread. How… bizarre. I’m going to have to throw that one out at Wal-Mart or something, someday.
From “Field of Dreams.”
*Ray Kinsella: My name’s Ray Kinsella. You used my father’s name in one of your stories: John Kinsella.
Terence Mann: You’re seeing a whole team of psychiatrists, aren’t you? *
I quote lines all the time, to good effect. Most of the time, people don’t catch the reference, but they get the joke.
Just yesterday, at my new job, 3 of us went out for a pizza lunch. The place has a $5 lunch special and it isn’t uncommon for one person to pick up the tab - so I volunteered to do so.
Me: “Here, I’ll pay.”
Boss: “You sure? You just started.”
Me: “Usually I’m mild-mannered JohnT, but today I’m Payday Man - and $15 worth of pizza holds no challenge for Payday Man.”
They cracked up, and I’m pretty sure none of them are/were Buffy watchers.
“Thirty-seven!”
“Where did you get the new guy from?”
“Texas.”
“Texas?! Are you nuts?!”
This is my favourite Kang and Kodos moment, and I do blurt it out with alarming frequency when public impropriety is referenced:
George: Uh, Mr. President, Sir. People are becoming a bit… confused by
the way your and your opponent are, well, constantly holding
hands.
Kang: We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think
of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.
If you have not watched Galaxy Quest, then I recommend it. It’s a satirical take on the Star Trek phenomenon that is warm, witty, and (in my opinion) fall-down funny. The basic plot, without spoilers:
The cast of long-canceled and beloved TV show “Galaxy Quest” is abducted by aliens who have been watching the television broadcasts from space. Unfortunately, the aliens don’t understand the human concept of lying, and they think they’ve captured the real crew…
With Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Tony Shaloub, and Alan Rickman (“by Grabthar’s Hammer … … what a savings”).
“Sometimes, it’s the little things that matter.”
Gotta pull out another Simpsons scene. This one absolutely slays me to this day.
Episode - the one where Homer is an astronaut.
Scene: At a press conference, a reporter asks if NASA doesn’t think there’s a danger in sending untrained and unqualified civilians into space.
Homer:
“I’ll handle this one. There won’t be any problems, unless they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute…Statue of Liberty…that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!” *falls to ground sobbing as Barney passes out and collapses in the background.
“Laser envy” - Toy story
Oh, yes, that reminds me of an earlier one from the same Halloween episode, where they land on the enlightened disarmed, pacifist Earth, waving clubs.
“Fools ! Your superior intellects are no match for our puny weapons !”
Look, there’s no point in arguing about this, all right? We need a solution. We need… we need to get some food over there.
Yeah, OK, I have an idea. We draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich.
Homer: There’s an air and space museum.
Sometimes the world needs reminding just how awesome Batman Beyond was. Or The Simpsons for that matter…
Grandpa Simpson: “What’s so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I… HAD… SEX!”