+1, many quotes in this thread are from that movie
Tony Shaloub was awesome
‘I’ll get one of my boys to come up with a can of WD-40.’
From memory…
“Skinner says the teachers will never hold out. Purple monkey dishwasher.”
Also, though so far as I know it’s not from anything: “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. This wasn’t it.” — Groucho Marx.
“Mary?.. I desperately want to make love to a school boy.”
After the Scarecrow has been pulled apart and scattered by the Flying Monkeys, the Tinman says “That’s you all over.”
For some reason, one line from Howard the Duck stuck with the kids and me, long after we’d seen the movie:
“I no longer require human food”.
This is used when someone is pretending to be so angry that they’re morphing into some monster.
Sometimes, the simple classics just work the best. This morning, another mom offered my sugar for my coffee, and of course, I answered…
“No thanks- I take it black, like my men.”
She cracked right the hell up, especially since she’s black and I’m pasty.
Mentioned elsewhere, but I don’t think in this thread yet (apologies if it has and I missed it). From The Family Guy:
“Dad, what’s the blow-hole for?”
“I’ll tell you what it’s not for, son. And when I do, you’ll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.”
“Nothing but the best!”
It’s like you read my mind.
“I didn’t do that”
– Kevin Spacey’s character in Se7en, when the car passes a dead dog
From Cool Hand Luke, Strother Martin as the Warden:
“What we have here is…failure…to communicate.”
From a sign on a building in “The Simpsons”
Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s)
From The Sopranos:
Livia - A psychiatrist? That’s a racket for the jews!
A Family Guy scene where Peter and Michael Moore fart dueling banjos.
That’s gold Jerry, Gold!
From The Young Ones:
Rick: That’s it!! I’m writing my MP!!
Neil: You’re an anarchist, Rick. You don’t have an MP.
Rick: Fine!! Then I’ll write to the lead singer of Echo and the Bunnymen. Dear Mr. Echo…
Don’t make a poupon me.
Another one brilliantly delivered by Hugh Laurie, this time from House:
“Blue the janitor.”
Tobias Funke “I just blue myself.”
Princess Bride: “I’m not left-handed either” Loved that swordfight, possibly the best one ever filmed.
You know, I don’t know why they call it Hamburger Helper. It tastes just fine by itself.
In Bruges is the most recent quotable movie I’ve seen. Here are a few that make me giggle.
"You can’t sell horse tranquilizers to a midget!"
[White midget who has been drinking], "Do you have any idea how much shit I’ve had to take from Black midgets?"
"Stop crying you big, dumb, gay baby!"
Wow, everything’s on YouTube.
From Scrubs:
JD: You broke your penis.
Sarcastic patient: Wow, I can’t wait to get my cast signed.
“It’s a japanese peacy lily.”
“You would have made a great muppet.”
…and the one that gets quoted around our house the most…
“…Narp?”
All from Hot Fuzz