The Italian Job:
After meticulously planning a robbery in Turin, Italy; at the last moment Michael Caine says: “And remember, in this country, they drive on the wrong side of the road.”
obligatory: “You were only supposed to blow the bloody DOORS off!”
This reminds me of a totally random Spongbob moment:
(Spongebob and Patrick are locked in a room on a pirate ship. Both of them know that they probably will not last the next 24 hours. They start looking for a way to escape.)
[Paraphrased]
Spongebob: I don’t see anyway out of here Patrick, it looks like we’re doomed!
Patrick: I think I found away out!
Patrick: But, it’s through the PERFUME DEPARTMENT!
[[The camera cuts to a Live action shot of a real Department Store Perfume Department. Complete with foot traffic.]]
Spongebob:
" We’ll just have to risk it! "
Thought of a few more:
From MASH:
From the episode where they’re watching “My Darling Clementine” and the projector keeps breaking. At one point, they all sang “Gee, Mom, I Wanna Go Home”. Quite some time later, Frank stands up and bursts out singing that tune with: “Oh, Hawkeye and BJ, they think they’re really smart. I’d like to take a scalpel and stab 'em in the heart!”
I fell off the couch I was laughing so hard the first time I saw that episode.
Then these two from the Simpsons:
That one just cracks me up every time I hear it. I think what makes it, is that short scream he does after he sings the last word.
There are tons of great lines from Monty Python’s Meaning Of Life:
“It’s only wafer-thin…”
“I know it’s not much, but, well, Fuck You!”
Almost the entire Sex Education scene
Risky Business
Guido the Killer Pimp (Joey Pants) is standing at Joel’s (Tom Cruise) front door and he’s rapidly losing his temper.
Guido to Joel: “You’re starting to give me a tummy-ache.” It’s been established that Guido is a genuinely dangerous guy so the line actually has some menace to it.
And Rebecca DeMornay sticks her head out the upstairs window and shouts down at him, “Good! I hope it hurts!”
Throwing gasoline on a fire that’s threatening to burn someone else is always good comedy.
There is a scene in Blind Fury where Rutger Hauer traps the two rednecks in an elevator.
Redneck 1: Shit!
Redneck 2: Fuck!
In unison: Shit fuck!
Sheldon’s conversation in the bookstore with the young girl on Big Bang.
Kill Bill
The Preacher: When I say you may kiss the bride, well, you go on an’ kiss her boy, but don’t stick your tongue in her mouth.
“What About Bob?” peace & quiet scene:
I feel like there should be a “Shaun of the Dead” quip here.
But instead I’ll offer up the two words from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs that make me giggle just to think of them:this Jell-o
Owen: It’s my cousin, Larry.
Mother Lifts: Bullshit, you don’t have a cousin!
Owen: You lied to me! ::clocks Billy Crystal with a frying pan::
Why do we even have that lever?!?
And to add my own…
Donnie: My pants are tight!
Peter: I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob…
Similarly, when he has to imagine the kids and he imagines Chris…and Stewie and…and…Boba Fett. Awesome!
-Joe
“Ted Nugent called. He wants his shirt back.”
I use the one right after:
“Of course you’ll hate New York if you just focus on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s…”
Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg… Meg
Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft…Pfft.
-Joe
From The Family Guy and regarding the blowhole that whales have:
Peter: I’ll tell you what it’s not for. And when I do, you’ll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
From the first Hostel movie: I’m so glad i shaved my balls today.
I’m finally contributing to society!
“I for one welcome our new insect overlords!”
“D’oh!”
“A deer!”
“A female deer!”