No, feel free to dig in.
Yahveh, Gaia, the point is that some sort of divine intervention is clearly involved.
I keep hoping a winged demon flies out of it.
Or a man on a motorcycle…
I saw someone comment “Melania’s escape tunnel collapsed.”
Or that an orange demon falls into it.
Even better.
I swear that I read this as “Shithoie on White House Lawn.”
My thought was - Trump sunbathing?
It’s a sign. China wants Trump!
“Moose and Squirrel said they would help me escape!” -Natalania
It’s gonna be uuuuuuuuuuge!
A hole at white house - news at 11.
It’s the Sinkhole de Mayo.
That’s it, I’m ready to give in. Our whole universe is a simulation programmed by a bored adolescent from an absurdly advanced civilization. It’s too damned neat for it to be anything else.
Could be. Who do you think will come out of it?
The police are looking into it.
Here’s hoping the entire Trump clan fall in and break their fucking necks, Jared included.
Bonus points if there’s loud hacking noises and the hole coughs him back up in disgust.
Love it. 
Goddam genie! I asked for a mole at the White House.
I have never wanted a like button here some much in my life. 