Size Does Matter (but some women are in apparent denial)

[Stoid]

@erie774

And that ends part one of our discussion on computer memory storage systems.

Arf.

But back to the subject… long is nice just because it allows for more creative positions.

I really miss my ex’s. His package, in every imaginable particular, was perfect, simply perfect, in appearance, utility, stamina, scent, flavor, everything. Flawless.

Sigh…bastard… if he could have only left Mr. Happy behind when he left me…

[Freudian_Slit]

See, for me, I don’t think it matters what the guy’s penis is like. When you can get any color or size or girth at Babeland, then it doesn’t matter what the guy’s penis is like. Plus, most guys don’t have vibrating dicks, which is a real product minus.

Granted, I don’t put too much stock in vaginal play except at certain times of the month, so perhaps I’m not the best expert in it.

[Epimetheus]

@Antigen

Ditto. Be proud of that length all you want, boys, but if you’re carrying around a 10-inch pencil in your pants, it’s just not going to do it for me.

I realize that girth is important, but uhh, I’ve never heard of a person that was really long but skinny. I mean skinny for the length sure, but what if they are 10" and 5.5" around, 5.5 is still well above average girth, just out of proportion to the length. If I were 7.5 and 5.5 I would have no complaints, but at 10" I’m suddenly a pencil?

[Stoid]

@Zoggie

See, for me, I don’t think it matters what the guy’s penis is like. When you can get any color or size or girth at Babeland, then it doesn’t matter what the guy’s penis is like. Plus, most guys don’t have vibrating dicks, which is a real product minus.

Granted, I don’t put too much stock in vaginal play except at certain times of the month, so perhaps I’m not the best expert in it.

Oh man, we are on such different wavelengths. I’ve never had a toy in the world that felt as good as a real human penis attached (not strapped to) a real human being.

And one of these days I’m going to begin my crusade to ban vibrators. I think that overall, they do more damage than good.

But this is headed for a massive hijack, so I’ll stop.

[Freudian_Slit]

@Stoid

Oh man, we are on such different wavelengths. I’ve never had a toy in the world that felt as good as a real human penis attached (not strapped to) a real human being.

And one of these days I’m going to begin my crusade to ban vibrators. I think that overall, they do more damage than good.

But this is headed for a massive hijack, so I’ll stop.

Really? Damage, how?

Hmmm. Maybe we should open up a new thread…

[Manatee]

@missbunny

Whoa, is that the uniform that they actually have to wear at that place? It’s HIDEOUS!

That thing in his pants looks like a tumor.

I’ve eaten there many times, and that is NOT the actual uniform.

[Wile_E]

@Zoggie

See, for me, I don’t think it matters what the guy’s penis is like. When you can get any color or size or girth at Babeland, then it doesn’t matter what the guy’s penis is like. Plus, most guys don’t have vibrating dicks, which is a real product minus.

…

The trick is to force feed them large amounts of caffeine.

and hope their hearts don’t explode before you’re done.

[The_Understander]

@Wile E

The trick is to force feed them large amounts of caffeine.

and hope their hearts don’t explode before you’re done.

spews espresso on monitor

It’s a TRAP!

[Bricker]

@Zoggie

Plus, most guys don’t have vibrating dicks, which is a real product minus.

Well, with enough caffeine, sometimes I find that I…

… er, never mind.

On edit: …sometimes I find that I get a good idea and then don’t read to the end of the thread to see if someone else had it first.

[Lizard]

@Zoggie

Plus, most guys don’t have vibrating dicks, which is a real product minus.

I have occasional product issues with vaginas as well. Sometimes they come permanently attached to bitches, and no amount of servicing seems to solve the problem. The only solution is a complete unit upgrade to a better model.