This is just an excuse to share a funny video, more than anything. 
Watch the video (SFW). Then listen to the girls’ comments at the end. Then tell me why these women are in such denial that size matters! :eek:
Obviously, it does matter. In a big way. 
Oops, too many smilies… :smack:
Ummm… link?
I don’t think they were in denial. Most of them seened more perturbed that a man would be walking around with his dick basically hanging out of his underwear. (Except for the older lady at the end who got it.) I’d be staring, too, but more out of morbid curiousity than because I wanted to do him.
Whoa, is that the uniform that they actually have to wear at that place? It’s HIDEOUS!
That thing in his pants looks like a tumor.
I did think it was a bit graphic. I was expecting him to just wear normal pants with a big bulge in the front, but that white spandex was a bit much!
Still, I go back and look at the girls’ faces… I can’t stop laughing!
You say SFW, but upon clicking I see the site itself says NSFW, so I closed it immediately. Which is it?
I don’t know why someone else titled it “NSFW”. There is no nudity, no lewd language, just women at a restaurant with funny looks on their faces, and a man with a bulge in his pants. You decide. I’d say it’s safe for work.
acsenray depends on how open minded your work is. Covered yet very obvious penis. Not much left to the imagination. I find pranks like that kinda annoying myself, but most people are amused by it! 
No nudity, no lewd language (if you don’t count “dick” “giant dick”, or “the size of his dick” as lewd), but there is a rather realistic looking fake penis.
“WE GAVE A GUY A LARGE RUBBER PENIS . . . .” :: Guy waves LRP around ::
That’s NSFW in my world.
It’s not about size. In my experience, most guys who wear spandex and have this huge visible schlong showing are clearly wearing something fake, and they are clearly ‘off their nut’. That’s not desire on those female faces. It’s unease, disgust and disbelief.
Actually, it’s not even that big. Especially for a fake one.
If that little rubber penis is considered “big” then I just got a new burst of confidence!
I guess I don’t need to order that Enzyte[sup]TM[/sup] stuff after all.
Well, fashion-wise the guy is pathetic, of course…btu apart from that, it was funnier than I would have expected. The main woman was pretty damn amusing, especially at first, with the asking to repeat and removing her jacket, that seemed almost too good to be true.
Cute.
And it still doesn’t mean women prefer big dicks, by the way. (In fact, I’ve done a survey, and ALL the women I asked said that, barring freakishly small penises, what they want is hard. Take a small hard over a big floppy every time.)
I think their reactions are more ‘OMG, what the hell?’, similar to men oogling a woman with huge breasts. Sure, most men say size doesn’t matter in breasts, but they still LOOK at them if they catch their attention. tbh, I do too. But I’m not gay.
And honestly, size DOES matter to me. But it’s more the width then the length.
It wasn’t what I’d call “big” for an erect penis, but I was under the impression that it was supposed to be flaccid, the way it flopped around and all. Not to mention that the dude would totally know if he had a hard on. Although, he might not care.
I agree, it is not at all about admiring the size, but shock and unease at the near-nudity of one’s waiter. I think if the waiter was an ugly fat guy with half his asscrack hanging out of his pants, or for that matter a waitress with some nipple showing or something, the reactions would be similar.
That said, I wouldn’t say size doesn’t matter. I’d say once a certain (relatively low) threshold is reached, bigger isn’t really any better. And more specifically longer is certainly not better.
I think the reactions are more “Holy crap does that guy not know his cock is showing?” It’s not that they have to check out this huge cock (which is not that impressive anyway) but that he’s wearing clothing MUCH too revealing. It’s like a woman not wearing underwear with a see-through skirt.
Ditto. Be proud of that length all you want, boys, but if you’re carrying around a 10-inch pencil in your pants, it’s just not going to do it for me.
And yeah, I’d stare at that waiter’s pants, but it’s more like staring at someone who’s got a giant booger hanging out of his nose. A mix of disbelief and horror and sympathetic embarrassment.
Now, if it was just a good old-fashioned bulge, and not a dildo shrink-wrapped to his thigh, yeah, I’d probably take a couple little glances in honest appreciation. Sort of like men and cleavage, I guess.
And that ends part one of our discussion on computer memory storage systems.