When I have to say something heartfelt and meaningful, I just flounder.
You weren’t properly schooled?
I hope Skald will be back having a whale of a good time here, and soon.
Tuna fish sandwich.
You are hereby sentenced to a fine of one hundred silver dollars.
It’s a fair cop. They did it on porpoise.
Remember you can tune a piano, but you can’t tune a fish.
Any word on what the problem is? Did he swallow poisson?
Good wishes for Skald? We’re full to the bream!
In all seriousness, best fishes to Skald and his family.
Kim probably thinks we’re heartless guttersnipefish.
StG
A shrimp like you can’t impose fines.
And that’s an excessive amount anyway. Shouldn’t be more than a fin.
So…How’s Henry?
Sending healing thoughts regardless, get well soon please!
(Also…Mmmmmm, fish!)
Well it is Lent after all.
No. Fight the reality which put you in the hospital!
Today’s hypothetical: How sad will we be if Skald doesn’t come back?
Super sad
Ultra sad
Mega sad
You left out “Other: you forgot option Z because you are looking out for our best interests, Skald.”
I am sending a barrel of flying attack monkeys to speed your recovery, buddy.
Get beta soon Skald. Don’t let all these flakey puns put you offal coming back.
I simply refuse to consider the possibility of Skald not coming back. And you can’t make me! neener neeneer!