Skald brain, dog turd and BBQ sandwich for supper.

The BBQ Pit
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Ingredients.

1 piece of bread

1 dog turd, long and straight

barbeque sauce

1 brain from a skald creature delicately removed as they are miniscule.

Procedure.

  1. place dog turd, skald brain with BBQ sauce on bread.

  2. if Skald brain is unavailable, which it usually is due to its insidious “gollum-like” attributes and wimpy covert ways, a chickens brain with its superior intellect over and beyond that of a skald will probably be more intellectually delectable.

  3. serve and share as a side dish with Nemesis Tapeworm Noodles lightly fried Death Cap mushrooms plus a dollop of Cretins and Cyanide Gravy to all your wimpy friends as a personal offering from Zeus.

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How cute.

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Context?

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Good Lord man. That sounds just awful.

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Everyone knows dog turds are eaten with mustard.

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So, do we have before us the Jacquelope-type crazy that gets itself banned eventually or the just-under-the-line-ZPGZealot-type crazy that sticks around indefinitely?

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The OP apparently popped a hard-on for Skaldy in this thread, and decided to fix a sandwich here.

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Ah. Well, Skald was thread-shitting, but this pitting is pretty horrible.

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Gotcha.

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Clearly, there is a pressing need for a junior high school version of this MB.

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I don’t see why he bothered to open this Pit thread, since he was already insulting Skald openly in the CS thread (which, btw, was a fucking lame thread).

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If you shit on top of a pile of shit, you get… shit? Hmm, my metaphor is breaking down.

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Can we get a short version of the OP’s tenure at the Dope?

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This pitting really needed an absurd hypothetical where you needed to make an unmakeable choice…

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I believe the post that starts this thread encapsulates things accurately.

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Don’t sandwiches have 2 pieces of bread? :stuck_out_tongue:

It’s fascinating the way that some autistic spectrum types come off as retarded even though they’re of perfectly average intelligence. :smiley:

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Skald was being a jackass. This is not particularly uncommon.

Also, the OP should be aware that the Dope regulars don’t like new posters with a unique voice, style, or set of opinions. Yeah, it’s a stupid form of hazing, but there you have it. Be warned.

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I thought this was te junior high school version!

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Yeah, but he was being an accurate jackass. I believe that’s in his job description.

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Sure:
Why doesn’t Cecil use his real name…I use my real name on the internet and so should everyone else…Skald was mean to me.

At least that’s where I first noticed him.