Skeeters in the MMP

Howdy Y’all! 'Tis been a quiet day at the orifice. Not one whiny phone call all day. Either everybody’s happy or they’ve figured out da bear don’t deal well with whingers. :smiley:

{{{Sari}}} one day at a time. I keep remindin’ myself of this everyday since my melt down.

’Mika I sent you a fb friend request.

What does it mean, “whingers”?

I presume the friend request from the East Indian lady on FB is/was 'Mika

Are you sure that’s a promotion & not a demotion iffn you gotta be on Farcebook for irk???

Remind us again why you’re a mumper?

Swampy’s a Big. Fat. Liar!!!

Has anyone actually seen him in Jawja? He’s really a Noo Yawker (or a fraudster) because you car must be registered in the state that you live in & he obviously has his Jeep registered in Noo Yawk. Here’s the proof.
Can’tja tell how busy I am at irk today?

Met a friend for dinner last night. Parked on the street but didn’t realize I needed to look up at the baaaddd parking spot - apparently under a boidz nest. When I got home, it was too late/dark to wash the car but I at least hosed off the dozen or so splotches.
Stoopit boidz. :mad: Stoopit skeeters. :mad:

Ooo, he’s got you bang to rights.

People, I don’t know how to post a link to my facebook. I mean, I can post the link from the address bar, but there doesn’t seem to be a place in my profile that gives a nice little link for everyone to follow. What happens when you click on this?

I did so yes to all of the request I have gotten so far. Thank youuuuuuuuuuuu!

I’m very glad you found one. :slight_smile:

Mrs. Plant (v.3.0) found The African Queen on cable last night and we watched it before she went to the Dark Satanic Mill.
“Can you build a torpedo, Mr Allnut?”
“Then do so, Mr. Allnut.”
:slight_smile:

Paging Ruble

The end of my dreams of being a Zimbabwe billionaire. :smack:

Oh, for the love of OG! Mr Neighbor with the big ol’ beer belly and DD man boobs, PLEASE, IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY! PUT ON A SHIRT!
Please pass the eye bleach. I’m gonna need it for a while because he is standing directly in my line of sight and throwing bread crumbs to the boids

He is, however, doing a good thing.
Every silver lining has its cloud.
:slight_smile:

It means you have no concept of being able to read between the typos

Actually, not a typo - just a non-American English spelling.

Looks like **FCD **is off until further notice. ALL of his projects are defunded. He said it’ll probably be a week before they’ve got money again, so he plans to finish painting his bike. So I’ll have him underfoot again… :eek:

:smiley:

Iffn I had dinner with you, I wouldn’t need the ‘r’ in that word.

Howdy from da cave! I made ham 'n cheese omelets, grits, and bizkits for dindin. YUM! Now chill mode has begun.

spidey think about it. If’n I lived in Noo Yawk, why would I have “No Snow” signs. :dubious:

I have already plannedthe salad. :slight_smile:

because Noo Yawk is further north than Jawja, & therefore gets more snow. Hence, “No Snow” sign is required. :rolleyes:
You’re only digging yourself further into the [del]hole[/del] snowbank.

Howdy all! Been too busy to post and have not read all.

As for the OP. I am in Florida and we have not only Mosquitos but also No-See-ums. Similiar to chiggers. I have achieved partial immunity to insect bites. It is especially hard on fresh meat though. Which brings me to the, also apropos to the OP. At irk today our grounds maintenance were irking and disturbed a honey bee hive. One worker was stung hundreds of times and the other dozens of times. They picked over 300 stingers out of one fellow. He had bees in his nose, in his ears, in his shoes. He is spending the night in hospital. Crazy.

Off to cook. And read thread.

Wrong! “No Snow” signs only work in the deep south. Plus, I eat okra. How many Noo Yawkers do you know who eat okra? None!

That’s 'cause okra is yucky-icky-blech

Thank you Swampy I never ask but I do hope things are getting better for you.

{{{Midget}}}

Mika when I clicked your link I went to my fb page.

Why is Swampy no longer living in Georgia? I feel like I missed a page or something.

I’m trying to get my meds together for next week and I am so damned confused.
I had to switch one pill for another 10 days before - that part is done. I have to stop another pill 3 days before, stop one pill the day of, and double up on the other pill (from 2 pills 2x a day to 2 pills 4x a day) until the day of. I shouldn’t have tried to do it mid week.