Skinny bitches ? can’t live without em’ . I prefer two lightly coated in olive oil before the main course !
O.K. … O.K. … Women ?! What’s not to love ? Every single one I’ve ever met has at least one quality that stands out from the rest .
In my case it’s my shelf butt.
I had a similar experience, though the opposite. I’ve always been a bit overweight-- last year I put in a serious (successful) effort to lose it. All of a sudden, I got to hear all the horrible, nasty comments people make about fat people. I went home for a family event and my parents and sister sat at the table the whole freaking ride home discussing who in the room had “really blown up and got disgusting” or “turned into a real porker”. It was. . . eye opening. People can be so incredibly catty and mean towards those they supposedly love. (What’s funny is, they all used to be heavy themselves before my Dad had a stroke and a “change or die” lecture from the doctor, and put the house on a diet-- I learned my eating habits right at my mama’s knee. Is it like the ex-smoker thing or something?).
In the fall, I fell down my front stairs and wrecked my right foot and ankle. Six months of casts, crutches, and surgery, and everyone’s favorite combo of bedrest+steriods has caused me to put it back on-- and it’s going to be another 3 more months before I’m strong enough to really work it back off. I find I’m afraid to see my own family, because I can just hear them on the plane home discussing the “porker” I’ve become.
My best friend in college was tall & skinny. I am short and chubby. ALL the time people would say to me, “How can you stand be friends with her?” WTF? I’m only supposed to hang around other fat people? Though she may be why I was insulated from the worst of the cattiness. We did everything together, and no one wanted to bitch about fat people in front of me, or skinny people in front of her.
Don’t sell yourself short . Guys love that kind of thing. I know, I’m a guy .
Unfortunately, I live in fear of being one of the people they show on the street from waist to knee when they are doing a news piece on obesity in America. :eek:
Want silent revenge?
Check out these videos, specifically the “Is my metabolism to blame for my weight?” under “how to be slim” about halfway down the page. Only 2 or 3 minutes long, but the payoff is worth it.
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