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I hope you guys can help me. I didn’t get much sleep last night and I’m zoning out at work. Post something shocking to wake me up.

I had a friend when I was 8 that tried to have sex with a chicken.

Doesnt this guy know about the dangers of salmonella??

There was this guy (bully type) in junior high that could hock up a mixture of snot and blood and spit it on the blackboard at will. Shocking? …well… maybe you had to be there.

I read The Happy Hooker when I was eleven years old, yet remained a virgin until I met my husband. Shocking, but true.
The really shocking part is how easily I got my hands on that book. And how many other eleven year old girls have read about bestiality. And how normal we all turned out.

Biggirl, I think that’s your sig, right there.

No, no, no. That’s what you get from having sex with fish. Sex with a chicken will get you a fowl pecker.