Click
here to sloganize yourself.
“It’s A Bit Of A Dragongirl”
“When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Dragongirl.”
“If You Can’t Beat Dragongirl, Join Dragongirl.”
“Every Kiss Begins With Dragongirl.”
“A Dragongirl Is Forever”
“Just Do Dragongirl”
Bleh, I didn’t like any of mine. Here’s one I prepared earlier:
“Jennyrosity - now with added cynicism.”
“Please don’t squeeze the twickster!”
It’s Not T.V.; It’s Beech!
Things Go Better With Beech
Make Every Beech Count
Unzip A Beech
Change Your Whole Beech
Go On Get Your Beech out
…Great fun! Thanx ** dragongirl!**
Come to life…come to Kalhoun.
(are you SHITTING ME??)
My Anti-Drug is sirtonyh
WTF? I don’t want to be an anti-drug. I’d rather be a mushroom
Oh, my!
It’s Shake ‘n’ DaisyFace, and I helped!
If You’ve Got the Time, We’ve Got the Shaggarito.
All Shaggarito, All The Time
Melts In Your Shaggarito, Not In Your Hand
I’m a Secret Shaggarito Drinker
Gives A Meal Shaggarito-Appeal
Out Of The Strong Came Forth Shaggarito
tha’s fun
Do they have any of the older slogans?
Eve: So round—so firm—so fully packed!
Eve: For that schoolgirl complexion!
Eve: Ask the man who owns one!
Quick, Henry, the Eve!
I kinda like mine:
Where’s the Carrot?
and
Carrot: It’s what’s for dinner.
Ooh! I just got:
You Can’t Top a Carrot.
Hee hee.
Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your DeVena.
OOOOooo, sounds naughty!!
Or “Jennyrosity by name, Jennyrosity by nature.”
(Apologies to Bridget Jones Diary for plagarism, Jennyrosity for misrepresentation, and sloganizer for ignoring it 
“when you cant remember where the vowel goes”
and the old pot noodle one: “blame it on BigDaiv” (slight variation on spelling)
Takes a Skopo but it Keeps on Tickin’.
Whatever You’re Into, Get Into Lady Venom.
And you thought yours was naughty DeVena!
Ooh, I didn’t realize it gives you a different slogan each time you press enter.
These are better ones:
“Skopo Tested, Mother Approved”
“I Like the Skopo in You”
“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Skopo”
“All Skopo, All The Time”
“Get the Door - It’s Skopo”
“You’ll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Amp.”
The Bruce_Daddy Sign Means Happy Motoring.
I thought the “recent” entries were amusing:
Is that our DeepFried?
Some names don’t sloganize very well.
Love Kizarvexius, love Kizarvexius’ dog
Kizarvexius: an individual. Just like everybody else.
Kids, don’t try Kizarvexius at home.
Kizarvexius…priceless.