No Enola Straight, No Kiss
Enola Straight, The Revolution
The secret of Enola Straight
There’s only one thing I want in my life, and that is Enola Straight!
Enola Straight for you!
You can’t beat Enola Straight
And on the eighth day, God made Enola Straight
Enola Straight, the hell with the rest!
One goal, one passion…Enola Straight
Enola Straight ROCKS!!
And I just got “Truly Scribble.” That puzzles me a little. I mean, what else could I be? Falsely Scribble? What would that mean, to be falsely Scribble? Or maybe the opposite would be “Out-of-truely Scribble,” in which case, I’m either not on the level, or the spokes on my wheels don’t all have the right tension.
It’s rather funny if you use it like a miniature Mad Lib.
“Bulges, the secret of women.”
“I quit smoking with flatulence.”
“Intestinal discomfort makes me hot.”
“And on the eighth day, God created duct tape.”
“A wiener schnitzel inside you.”
“Buy a randy goat now!”
Beware of Doug, better than sex!
Anyone can handle Beware of Doug.
There’s a bit of Beware of Doug in all of us.
With a name like Beware of Doug, it has to be good.
I lost weight with Beware of Doug. Beware of Doug - be ready.
Damn, that’s fun. And a massive boost to the ego…although things started getting a bit odd towards the end.
Step into the light with Hal Briston.
Hal Briston - a class of it’s own
Connect with Hal Briston.
Hal Briston for the masses.
Hal Briston makes your day.
Hal Briston for everyone.
I want more, I want Hal Briston.
Enjoy Hal Briston.
Naughty little Hal Briston.
Hal Briston for you!
Hal Briston, since 1845.
The best Straight Dope in the world!
The Straight Dope-just do it!
The Straight Dope is rolling, the others are just stoned
Nobody dosen’t like the Straight Dope!