Thanks, I know the term “cervical spine” but never heard the neck medically referred to as a cervix. I get what Cervaise was saying now.
Well, I considered Horsecock Johnson, but it seemed a little much.
You know, you can never really trust a first or second opinion on something like that. leer
As the owner of a small todger may I ask, "how you doing 
W. C. Fields - “Did you hear about the midget and the amazon? Nose to nose, his toes was in it. Toes to toes his nose was in it.”
I had a buddy who was kidding that would name his first kid Mule Dick, but couldn’t say what he’d name it if it was a girl. When I suggested Snapper, he got pissed that I was talking about his daughter 
(It was a boy, ended up being Dustin)
Middle name: TheFloorWithMyWangAsIWalk
I always wonder what one should say to that. “Thanks,” or “I bet you say that to all the girls.” Or maybe just, “Well, do me a favor and try a smaller speculum.”
Hey, phouka never said the gynecologists in question were doing anything involving a speculum. Maybe she just likes dating doctors! 
What, you think doctors can’t be kinky and bring their work home with them?
Whew! fans self
“You’re going to feel a little pressure now…”
Think they sell those things online?
They do.
And of course, you are not surprised that I know this.
Sorry to spoil all the joking with a serious post. It’s what I do.
I’m attracted to petite women, and have never past puberty felt any insecurity about the size of my genitals. If my attraction to petite women has anything to do with anything, it’s more likely my very modest height.
Is this the first thread in the history of the Dope where several male members have admitted to having economy-size twinkies?
Personally, I like petite women, but I’ve noticed this is gradually fading away. As far as I’m aware, this is a non-phallic-related matter. I mean, from what I’ve heard, it doesn’t really matter how big your dingdong is, or how thick your ho-ho. It’s all cream filling to the fruit pies in the end.
I may have said my todger was on the small side but this is because years of use has reduced it from its once magnificent size to something a bit, I said a bit, more manageable
Translation: now you’re an old git, your testosterone levels aren’t what they used to be back in 1965. 
Answer: no
You’d be surprised at what people will admit to in this place [Is your penis length longer or shorter than average?], but then again, look at who I’m talking to.
I don’t know if you’ve seen this one before [Questions about penis reduction surgery] , it’s a classic from before your time as a poster.
I may be an old git you young whippersnapper but my testosterone levels are more or less the same as they were when I used to walk around with a permanent hardon.
Sadly that is no longer the case although I can still raise it…why I remember one Tuesday in 2002 when I …
Fuckin kids…gerroff my lawn dammit :: shakes stick::