Smallville. 1/4/03. Chloe. OMFG.

[jeevmon]

*Originally posted by Enderw24 *
**I don’t mean to take away from the Allison Mack droolfest, because, ya know, I’d be right there with you, but I’m wondering if anyone’s tallied up the body count from this series. Specifically, from Smallville High.
Look, we’re dealing with an alien who’s faster than a speeding bullet and can make popcorn with Eyes of Death ™, so I’m not exactly expecting this to be like real life, you know? Nevertheless, if my high school had an average of one kid die every week, look, that would be it. The town would move. We’d bus out to other districts. Half the class would be in therapy for the next 10 years. Let’s face it, Smallville should be Ghostville by now. **

Actually, the death rate probably compares pretty favorably to Sunnydale High.

[Malacandra]

*Originally posted by Cliffy *
**As anyone who’s read “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex” or “The Filth” #5 would realize.

–Cliffy **

Ahhh, MoSWoK. Far and away the funniest thing Niven ever wrote