My money’s on Smeagol. Dobby would be house elf pate’.
Dobby has magic powers, remember.
[Gollum]Dobby’s a f*****g f****t![/Gollum]
Smeagol, just because Dobby is so annoying.
lmao 
There’s no evidence that a house elf is capable of murder.
Smeagol, on the other hand, would probably find Dobby rather tasty.
Smeagol…
Dobby’s into self punishment
Dobby is a fucking cheap imitation and combination of Gollum and that little green alien from the Flintstones, not to mention that he looks like the love child of Yoda and Gollum.
I’ve been unfortunate enough to see all of the second movie and most of the first, but tell me HP fans, is there a single original idea in that entire series?
Get off your soapbox, monkey.
Dobby needs a big can of shut the Hell up.
I never saw the first one, but the second Harry Potter movie would’ve been almost enjoyable if it weren’t for that masochistic half-pint.
Not only would I put money on Smeagol, I’d sneak him a set of brass knuckles or something and tell him to give the little bugger an extra whack for me.
Smeagol before the end of the first round. I have only two words to say about Dobby: Sock Fetish.
Smeagol in under thirty seconds.
What’s with all the versus threads lately?
I doubt if Dobby could even make a fist. Did you see the way Smeagol grappled in the beginning of TTT? He’s got UFC champ written all over him. I say Smeagol wipes the floor with Dob-noodle before the bell stops reverberating.
Now here’s some interesting matchups:
Cave Troll from FOTR vs. Bathroom Troll from HP1
The Watcher in the Lake from FOTR vs. the Basilisk from HP2
Sounds to me as if you haven’t read the books, trust me, they’re way better, even I don’t like the movies.
But in Dobby vs Smeagol, I’d give to Smeagol, Dobby just doesn’t have it in him.
Gollum would put the smackdown on Vladamir, I mean Dobby…
Kreatur however… that might be something like a fair fight.
I think Dobby would thump Smeagol.
Book 3 mentions that house elves actually possess a powerful magic, and the only reason its controlled is that theyre bound to the will of their master. Dobby is bound to no such will.
They may both approximate pathetic simpering wrecks, but Dobby backs them up with a power greater then the ability to drag out his ‘s’.
A creature that kills things that meet it’s gaze versus a ‘watcher’. The Basilisk in a snake’s blink.
How about smaug/balrog vs.the basilisk?
Dobby did put the smack down on Lucius Malfoy in Book Two after Lucius accidently set him free. It’s said that House Elves are the most powerful creatures in the HP universe. And like Zcrysis said, Dobby now no longer has Malfoy to listen to. So because of that, I think Dobby would win because I feel he’s a lot more powerful and dangerous than he lets on.
Sorry Rob, but the basilisk died from a scratch in his palate. theres no way the letter opener Harry had could have made a wound deep enough to hurt anything else, twice not when you see that outmost the top 3 or 4 inches of the blade were bloody, the basilisk had a head size of a lorry.
So the watcher wins, when he’s a dentist 
To the OP
Gollum by forfeit.