This was fairly predictable.
But what’s the article about?
Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthafuckin’ idiots in this muthafuckin’ theater!
How about this (unwarned) spoiler from the article?
From the article:
haha. Can’t say I didn’t see that one coming.
Apparently it was a hoax, or at least a misrepresentation of what actually happened.
http://www.azcentral.com/12news/news/articles/0822talker-ON.html
“Yeah, um, a diamondback wasn’t released in an Arizona theater during a showing of Snakes on a Plane. The Arizona Diamondbacks went to see Snakes on a Plane. I misheard it. Sorry 'bout that.”