I swear, I dip into Snopes this morning and find the weirdest True stuff:
jjimm
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“Hey, Carl?”
“Yeah, Bob?”
“You see anything … well … odd 'bout that woman?”
“She got a nice rack.”
“Yeah, she does. But I mean you notice anything weird about it?”
“Um … well … they’re a bit lopsided.”
“Yeah. Yeah, there’s that, too, but look a bit closer. Anything, y’know … just kinda feel wrong?”
“Well, she looks like she’s kinda flexin’ 'em.”
“Naw, she aint’ flexin’ ‘em, but they’re still movin’.”
“Yeah. Yeah, y’know, them titties do seem to be movin’ on their own, don’t they? They’re kinda … squirmin’.”
“Y’know what I think, Bob?”
“Strip search?”
“Yup.”
This is even funnier if you picture Woodward and Bernstein as the two investigators.
I was thinking Carl and Lenny.
Alma
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I was thinking Statler and Waldorf.