Snarkfest '06!

Good day, friends. This is an open celebration of all things snarky and sarcastic. Say something snarkastic (yes, MY word) to something a poster said previously.

Here’s some fodder:

Hey, I sure had a good day at work today!

[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]

Hey, I sure had a good day at work today!
[/QUOTE]

So you actually did something the boss pays you for, instead of surfing SDMB?

[QUOTE=VunderBob]
So you actually did something the boss pays you for, instead of surfing SDMB?
[/QUOTE]

At least he has a job.

[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
At least he has a job.
[/QUOTE]

You call that a job? Wild monkeys do that for free.

[QUOTE=Mindfield]
You call that a job? Wild monkeys do that for free.
[/QUOTE]

When they’re not busy flying out of your butt…

[QUOTE=VunderBob]
When they’re not busy flying out of your butt…
[/QUOTE]

So why are you looking at his butt?

[QUOTE=MsRobyn]
So why are you looking at his butt?
[/QUOTE]

Because he taught it to sit between his shoulders and speak.

[QUOTE=VunderBob]
Because he taught it to sit between his shoulders and speak.
[/QUOTE]

That’s not my butt you dope, I’m giving LOUNE a piggy-back ride.

[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Good day, friends. This is an open celebration of all things snarky and sarcastic. Say something snarkastic (yes, MY word) to something a poster said previously.
[/QUOTE]

Of course it’s your word. No one could have possibly used it before, including writers for a Gilmore Girls episode that first aired almost two years ago.

[QUOTE=Sean Factotum]
Of course it’s your word. No one could have possibly used it before, including writers for a Gilmore Girls episode that first aired almost two years ago.
[/QUOTE]

Thank Og you’re here with you’re encyclopedic knowledge of all things Gilmore.

This thread is so lame, pregnant women get up and offer it their seat on the bus.

[QUOTE=Draelin]
Thank Og you’re here with you’re encyclopedic knowledge of all things Gilmore.
[/QUOTE]

Thank Og your here with you’re encyclopedic knowledge of grammar.

RIGHT HAND! APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD! :smack:

I should have expected something like that from a Commie.

Oh great Harmonious Discord, our resident Bushie showed up to call somebody a commie. We can all rest easy now.

I love it when a thread devolves into liberal-bashing vs. conservative-bahsing.

saorise you and your “won’t somebody think of the children” whinge are just what this thread needed.

[QUOTE=Mindfield]
Thank Og your here with you’re encyclopedic knowledge of grammar.
[/QUOTE]

Try again. You’ll get it right eventually.

[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]
Try again. You’ll get it right eventually.
[/QUOTE]

Psst.

The misspellings were intentional and facetious. Pass it on.

[QUOTE=Draelin]
Thank Og you’re here with you’re encyclopedic knowledge of all things Gilmore.
[/QUOTE]

Yeah, you try to organize a brainful of useless information. It’s a lot harder than it looks.

[QUOTE=Sean Factotum]
Yeah, you try to organize a brainful of useless information. It’s a lot harder than it looks.
[/QUOTE]

How is that difficult? A brain the size of yours can hold about two to three facts, tops.