When you state, “I got this from Dear Abby,” I assume you’re referring to the information, not the post-coital headache. Just hoping for a little clarification here…
ETA: Add link to column: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/460/why-do-i-sneeze-after-every-orgasm
Never got it on with a sneezer but have known girls with some of these reactions. A handful of laughers. A couple with ticklish, epileptic-type reactions who don’t want you touching them – anywhere, even innocuous places like the arm – immediately afterward until she can cool down for a few minutes. Definitely encountered some of those clear-fluid ejaculators, which I myself liken to male ejaculate rather than urine.
“Doctor, I sneeze after every orgasm, what should I take for it?”
That’s backwards, dhkendall.