I found my Sniglets book! Wow, guess I just never get rid of my books!
Elbonics - the actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
Expressholes - people who try to sneak more than the “eight items or less” into the express checkout line.
Spagmumps - any of the millions of styrofoam wads that accompany mail-order items (I’ve always called them Spafoops)
Yinkel - a person (man?) who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.
Let me know if I can find one for anyone out there.
You can count the number of apples in one tree but never the number of trees in one apple.