Jane was a beacon of beauty today. She walked up, and I had to stop myself from staring. Her hair was hanging down, trickling over her shoulders and behind one ear. A little beauty mark was relaxing above her left eye, shading itself under her perfectly parted bangs. On her slender neck sat a black choker, standing out against the lovely cream of her skin. Her shirt was the vibrant black of brand new fabric, the blue words above and across her breast glowing from their woven bed. Her hands, like the white silk of a child’s first bed, holding her binder like it was nothing but a breath on the wind. She walked up to me, a little flash in her eyes as a smile skipped across her lips as she said “Hey”…
…bartender, gimme a cold Bud Light." I grinned at her and got a beer and poured it into a glass. As I placed it on the bartop, I noticed that her beauty mark had stopped relaxing, and actually stretched and let out a big belch. “Uh…Jane” I stammered, “I really think you should get that mole checked out by a doctor.” I also wondered what was in the binder, why had she brought it into the bar? Suddenly, I felt dizzy. I gripped the bar with both hands, and…
OR:
"Hey…You know Speaker, when I got you to go to LOTR with me, I really was hoping you’d kiss me. And other stuff like that too. What, oh what will I have to do to make you see the light? Perhaps I’ll invite you over to “study” when my folks aren’t home. I’ll wear something, er, slinky to study in. Will you finally get it then, Dude?
John, if only it was that good… no, she really doesn’t like me. I just have the crush of all time on her 
Oh well, I tried! 
Hah! But it’s not to say I don’t fantasize about her lots
:o :o :o :o :o
Crap. I thought this was one of those story threads. Sorry.
::Skinks away, embarrased::
Boscibo, don’t worry I thought it was clever
Actually you did very well, Boscibo. If I hadn’t been somewhat aware of Speaker’s crush from previous threads, I would have taken the bait you put out and tried to run with it.
Then, too, considering the tone of his post, our Speaker had a bit of tongue in his cheek, didn’t he?