So we buried him and gave him a proper Christian readin’ and then hit the road, headed due west.
But being as this is cartoon we’re talking about, Ranger Smith was back in ghostly form in no time at all. His avowed afterlife mission: to make Yogi and Boo Boo Bear pay dearly for their transgressions!
So…the Do Not Feed the Bears signs were printed in several languages.
But before long, the no bear feeding policy led to no pickanick baskets, and the unfortunate cartoon bears soon found themselves at the brink of cartoon starvation.
So…before we saw things that were alarming we switched the channel to watch Scooby and the Gang solve the Mystery of the old Highschool.
But it turned out that some old guy was under the mask, complaining about “those durn interferin’ kids.”
So…Scooby and Shaggy ate scooby-snacks.
But that made them too fat to ride their Scooby-Scooters
So we stuffed them both in the Mystery Machine, drove them to the nearest gym and forced them onto the treadmills.
But it was January 2nd which meant they had to wait 36 hours to actually get on one of the treadmills
So…we decided road work would take place in a Cartoon montage, with cheesy music and bad graphics.
But…we realized there might be copyright infringement issues.
So…we started all over again.
So…I went for a walk down my driveway…
But when I got to the end a big bear approached.
So…I argued the price of gasoline with him.
But he said he uses diesel.
So I asked, “Vin or some other kind?”
But the bear just drove off in a huff, which is a type of vehicle that was new to me.
So…I got to end of my drive, only to find…