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So we spent ten minutes in a sword fight but with cats.

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But at the end I was nearly catatonic.

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So I changed my name to Claude Bawlz.

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But now Interpol was closing in.

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So I ended up working for the FBI, sitting in a nest of bad men.

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But the bad men bean to hatch.

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So I slept damn tight, grim rite.

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But, when I awoke, it was yesterday all over again.

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So I went for a walk down my driveway this morning.

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But the paper hadn’t arrived yet.

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So I waited for the kid with the bicycle.

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But he never showed up.

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So, I went online to get the news, because really, who still reads newspapers anyway?

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But I couldn’t get online because TPTB had turned off the internet for cleaning.

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So, I turned on Fox, because after all, they’re fair and balanced.

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But they reported that Obama was a Kenyan Socialist

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So I joined a protest to have him sent home.

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But it got a little of hand and all 8 of us were arrested.

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So I started a hunger strike.

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But I got so hungry I ate my dog.