::runs in from the Pit screaming::
Ahhh - it’s i]SCARRY* in there.
I need to stick to Twister in the future.
Now then
Right buttock blue!
:eek:Let’s step over here, shall we, lady
“ahem” Curly, I think…you know, the long spiral curls. I think I’ll go with fall colors. Deep oranges shading upward to red/burgundy, with a white stripe in your hair as a reminder of the winter to come, and (I hope) green eyes for the promise of spring.
(winces at the shriek and giggle from the background)
Oh what are you complaining about? We’re just playing a game here…
Left knee yellow!
Ya know, Shibb I think after this, you’re really going to need a massage
Oh, not complaining alice, but I’m having enough trouble concentrating on artistry with the lovely {b]ladyfoxfyre** as it is!
Long brown hair - dark brown? I’m melting into a puddle here. If you’ve got green eyes I’m your slave.
I kneaded a massage before we started the game. Now I need a cold shower. And something to eat.
[sub]BTW, I solved that little problem that was giving you a headache.[/sub]
[sub]Was that something or someone?[/sub]
Bad Galen! Bad, bad, naughty galen! This is a Family Thread[sup]tm[/sup]
:D[sub]I’ve got to stop posting so late myself.**
zoogirl saunters in, having gotten tired of waiting for everyone to wake up at the cocktail party. She stops just inside the door, and looks around…
:eek:
There are nekkid Dopers playing Twister, nekkid Dopers getting massages, nekkid Dopers covered in body paint and a couple of purple bunnies struggling out of a hole chewed in a greasy looking Shop-vac. Over in the corner is an even greasier rolled up sheet of plastic, smeared with paint and …other substances!
" Well, that explains the tourists!"
zoogirl hesitates for just a moment-“Are Canadians welcome? Cool!”. She strips off and dives in!
Heck, most of the folks here are Canadians! And they even speak English! (ducking, dodging) Ow, ow, stop throwing things, it’s a joke!
Nice to see you, zoogirl. So, are you up for Twister, massage or body painting? If the latter two, just let me finish up a couple of bits here.
(gazing thoughtfully…hmmm, squash? Pumpkins? Hmmm…)
“Well, since I am kind of modest, maybe some body paint would help me to feel a little less, um, exposed!! I can’t quite believe I’m doing this!” zoogirl strolls over to the nearest unoccupied chair to wait her turn. She leans back and raises her arms up for a good stttrrrreeeetttcccchhh!!
“Hey, are those elephants?”
(Cleaning brushes and sauntering over)
So, zoogirl, what shall it be for you? I haven’t done anything reptilian yet - would you like some scales? A nice emerald green, all over, perhaps with a lighter green patch on your belly.
(gazing at yet another fresh canvas)
I suppose it would be best to slick your hair back…fortunately, there’s all this oil around.
(selects a detail brush, starts outlining scales)
“Um, sure, as long as I wash up by Monday-they’ll throw me in the Iguana cage! Say, that paint feels kinda nice. You must have warmed it up?” zoogirl relaxes and lets the artist create! " I think I might just pass right out. I’m still a little tired, and this feels so good…"
Never fear, little lizard, we’ll have you all spic and span Monday morning. In the meantime, relax and get comfy.
(turns down the lights slightly, selects Marvin Gaye and similar at a low level, the scent of vanilla candles in the air…life is good)
zoogirl? (no response)
Heck, I’ll finish it tommorow.
(snuggles up and promptly falls asleep, dreams of autumn leaves, lithe little lizards, and elephants playing Twister all intermixed…)
Green and you’re my slave? Well, sure then! Is turquoise close enough? It’s got green in it, and I think it works.
So galen…how you doin?
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*Originally posted by ShibbOleth *
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Excellent - I just finished making waffles!
Oooo - I wonder what we can do with this syrup…
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by alice_in_wonderland *
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Mmmm, waffles!! I hope you put some ham in there, too?
Another naked Canadian Doper, who’d a thunk it?
[sub]this thread could have been called “are you Canadian? then take your clothes off”[/sub]
Note to self: start vacationing in Canada more often!
We’re just trying to be polite.
For your vacationing pleasure, might I suggest Newfounland. Many would say they have nothing of interest, but they claim they have lots of the one thing of interest. The statistics bear them out. (Go to the Maclean’s home page and search for “Newfoundland Sex” for Demot’s 20Dec99 article and poll results.)
Hey - they may have more sex in Newfoundland, but here in Calgary we do it with our boots on!
Impressive. How the heck do you hang on?
Oh Gawd, you don’t wear spurs with your boots, do you?