Well, for those who were curious about whether or not I ever got my package I did indeed finally manage to get it. I had to walk through about 18 blocks of a scary neighborhood in the Bronx and then hail a cab home but I did get it. Inside was a check for $50 and about 6 different kinds of cookies my grandma baked for me. Luckily it had been an extremely cold couple of weeks so the cookies had stayed pretty much frozen in the warehouse and they were still pretty tasty. I’m still ticked off at FedEx though!
If one was going to use prostitution, why would they limit themselves to only a couple dozen good looking partners? :dubious:
Did you get that thing I sent you?
Donald Eugene Ivens? There was a recent update from his niece I think.
The problem I had with my Volvo key fob just went away. I have no idea what that was all about.
If you mean me, it’s possible that I’ll be updating that story if I reach the point of being thoroughly broken and beaten-down by it. Say, in the next couple of days.
If you don’t mean me, then never mind.
Ever get any bites on your online dating profile now that we picked you out a picture?
Hey Flyboy,
Still looking into all of the branches, but if I do choose one of them I think it will definitely be the air force. I’m still weighing the options and seeing if the pros and cons are worth it. I’m still a bit indecisive. At the least, I’ve been taking up exercising so if I do decide to go through I can pass that running test (I’ve always been a terrible runner.)
When I do make a decision, I’ll definitely let the board know! 
The profile’s been invisible (and disused) since I met this girl. Who is…incredible. And very possibly no longer interested in me (albeit in a particularly confusing way), so we’ll see what happens.
Ooh, me too!
Might have been you…
You also post about things you like doing, right? And stuff that annoys you sometimes?
Avarie537, did you manage to uninvite your brother?
I don’t like doing anything, so it probably wasn’t me.
I want to know if that guy (Freejooky? I think so) ever started dating that high-schooler.
Oh, thaaaaaaat guy. I think he got banned, Q.
Rats. I’m sorry to hear life’s no better. And you don’t need to apologize for being depressing. I hope things start to turn around soon.
I want to know what the ghost thinks of this year’s Oscar nominations.
Yeah, it was Freejooky in Can I date a High Schooler?.
Sounds like a terrible reality show, doesn’t it?
I know she’s not around much anymore while working on her master’s, but if anyone has an update on Eve, and the office antics of Pwincess Pwecious, The Shrieking Fashion Harpy and The Terrible Tempered Miss Bang I’d be happy to hear it.