So, How great was your Threesome?

Funny this thread should pop up only a few days after my first threesome… It was amazing and I loved every minute of it! My SO and I took forever to figure out who the perfect partner would be, but I think all that time paid off. Lucky for me, the other girl decided I needed some extra special care since it was my first time :wink:
I hope to repeat the experience this Friday.

Crispy!! Be sure to let us know what happened. We anxiously wait your reply:)

As a man I can be involved in 3 kinds of threesome, 2 women, 2 men and one of each. I’m not a homosexual so the middle one is out but I’ve done the other two. Once with my girlfriend and her friend. The other time with a married couple.

Now when you have two women in your bed you have to satisfy 2 women!!! And that can be hard for one guy. Especially if they’re not really into other women.

But if you’re with a guy and a girl you can really make that girl go wild and she leaves very very satisfied. And, for the really lazy man sometimes you don’t have to move, they do it for you. You can just lay back and enjoy.

Somebody start a voyeurism thread so I have something to contribute at last!

xtnjohnson, next time you’re in Europe, somewhere in the Netherlands, give me a call. I have a woman friend and she desperately wants to try the thing you suggest. I’m more into men myself, but I really want to find out what all this fuss that my hetero friends keep telling me is about. We have trouble finding the second guy though, for some reason noone is interested in trying… Damn straights… :mad:

Augh! How do I get invited to one of these?

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What are you talking about Eutychus? :confused:

I just had a fine onesome while reading this thread. :wink:

[Chandler Bing Voice]God, could I BE any more vanilla[/Chandler Bing voice]

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Sue Duhnym, you fuckin’ rock.

Well, Doc., after you crush them with your rejection, send them my way for condolences and consolation, if you would please. Always on the lookout for leather-clad poetesses and attractive quivering redheads.

Kibosh the quivering redhead! (She’s 16 - cripes - that’s a whole different thread!)

& I haven’t seen the leather-clad poetess in 2 weeks, but if I come across her, I’ll send her your way (after checking her ID 1st, of course…)

Dr.P, you’re rapidly becoming my hero, checking out leather-clad poetesses and halping me avoid felonies. What a guy.

Well, it helps if you’ve (inserts knife) dated a (twists once) humpy (twists twice) massage therapist whose hobby was (twists thrice) “naturalism” (meaning gay sluts in the woods). Did I mention that he was from {deepens thrust, criss-crosses abdomen) Montreal? Or that he holds (draws spirals) a b.s. in anatomy from McGill?

Of course, by the time of the event mentioned, we’d been exes for two or three years…sigh.

Well, happy to oblige!