Hey now, DDG, I grew up in the Midwest so I do know of which I speak/complain/whine! 
85 degrees in Indiana, with 80% humidity, was absolutely intolerable. 85 degrees here, with 30-40% humidity, is a touch uncomfortable, but quite bearable. Indiana at 90-95 degrees, with equally high humidity was about as hot as I remember it getting, and that was indeed pretty damn miserable.
But 109 degrees?? No amount of humidity makes that a pleasant, or tolerable, experience. It’s right up there with 90 degrees and 90% humidity. Yet, nothing in my years in the Midwest compares to it. Yesterday was awful, and truly akin to baking in an oven–particularly when walking over asphalt like, oh, a parking lot. And this is odd, but I know when it’s over 100 degrees out–there’s a certain Easy-Bake-Oven-intensity to the heat. Hid-e-ous. Yuck.
Meanwhile, okay, I knew I’d get the obvious “buy a thermometer” replies (I thought of the line in Good Morning Vietnam: “What’s the weather like?” "You got a window? open it!)…but c’mon wisecrackers, that’s not my question…how the hell do the statistics get that erratic? My thermometer may say 109, but then why do they say in the news that the hottest city in SoCal was El Cajon with 106?? And that my city reached “only” 103? Whose thermometer is off? And what can be done to calibrate it? How do they determine such things?
The question I’m asking is what variables are throwing all these numbers around. How do weathermen know L.A. had a high of 97–and then why does the exact same website say LAX was 103 right at that moment (which was early evening, when things are beginning to “cool”)? It just seems like there are a great many inconsistencies in gaging temperature.
The long of the short of it is “It’s really, REALLY effing HOT!” But just how hot and how do meterologists determine it, scientifically? (And an aside–what variables can throw off a thermometer? Obviously, putting it in direct sunlight on an asphalt parking lot would skew results…but what else?)
[sub]BTW, it’s 10:30am right now…and 97 degrees, according to WeatherBug. And our forecast high is 107. Feh![/sub]