She just turned 6, so we’re a little behind the power curve, but she had pretty small feet to begin with so I think we’ll be alright. She whined a bit when we started wrapping, and she put up quite a fuss when we finally got the tarsal bones to snap. Mama got her the most beautiful red silk scarves to wrap them up in while they heal.
She’s going to be gorgeous! We’re so proud! 
Congratulations! You’ve got a few more trouble spots ahead (the third month was killer for us!), but if you perservere you’ll have the little girl of your dreams! Best of luck!
Awww… that’s so sweet.
Pictures?
You’re right in that it’s a little late, but hey, better late than never. I second the call for pictures! God, I hope this is a joke thread. Please let it be a joke thread.
God! I am so envious. I wish I had a little girl to give lotus feet to.
When is the circumcision? You are going for the whole “Oppression” package, aren’t you?
Don’t forget that chic new burqa. You have to be in style, after all.
Oh those enchanting hooks!
Have you started her on the neck rings yet? Can’t wait too long for that.
And the infibulation?
Don`t forget the earlobe stretching!
(Lame, but I think maybe we covered the good stuff.
Earlobe stretching is good, but may I suggest going for the whole nose stretch. A tire iron works a treat and the best part is you can wedge it into the door frame and do some chin ups.
Nose stretching? That’s sooooooo last week. Get 'er one of [ulr=http://www.wanderlust.co.uk/webgraf/photos/features/74Ethiopia2.jpg]these, for that funky tribal look!
…and the plate through the bottom lip.
An absolute essential these days.
Well, that’s not really any of Inigo’s business. It’s more a woman’s thing. Though it might be a nice touch if he met the elderly crone in advance, maybe got her a little present or something.
I caught the wee tot hobbling down the street and managed to capture the moment: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://hlperson.com/mt/archives/bound%2520feet.jpg&imgrefurl=http://hlperson.com/mt/archives/2005/04/&h=575&w=800&sz=227&tbnid=LmHKCKO7C3ZPpM:&tbnh=102&tbnw=142&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbound%2Bfeet&start=1&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=1
Geez – the tarsal bones aren’t supposed to snap the first time you wrap the feet! It’s supposed to be a gradual thing.
Kids these days.
Bah. In the Smith family, we stick with neck rings.
So I was watching the movie The Piano, and I couldn’t help but relate to Sam Neil’s losing Holly Hunter to Harvey Keitel. I can’t begin to tell you how many women I’ve lost ot the “cool” guy simply because he had tatooes on his face. Therefore, like many of you seem to have done, I too resolved to go “tribal.”
This would explain the typos & botched coding in all my posts. It’s the 3-foot penis sheath. Although a jiffy conversation-starter, it makes an unfortunate impediment to swift, accurate typing.
Try typing with your fingers instead.
