So, I bound up my daughter's feet this weekend...

Need any geese?

You are, of course, planning ritual scarification of the face and chest. Don’t settle for these decal scars that only last a few weeks. You want to show dedication and commitment here.

Not my daughter but somebody’s.
She has more holes in her than swiss cheese. She’s got studs here, more studs there, frikkin studs everywhere.
Her tongue is split…got tats all over her ass…she eats then pukes through her rotten teeth, but she only weighs about 80 pounds, even with the plastic tits. She’s so fine.

:frowning:

Of course there’s always vacancies down the asbestos mines or failing that why not try Wal-Mart…or is that to extreme?