To paraphrase from the movie “American Pie”:
So if you don’t masturbate, it’s as simple a theory as preferring to play tennis with a partner instead of just banging your balls against a wall.
The “We Prefer Co-Pilots” club is a little silly. I mean, you’d have to let all of us in that one, because I sincerely doubt there’s anyone here who always prefers masturbation to sex with a partner.
Maybe the “Two to Tango” club is a better name?
Before I met Chris I was definitly a devoted solo flyer. But soon I realized how much more fun it is when he participates. Also it turns him on and gets him in the mood for some luvin’. Still though, ocassionally (daily!) I slip into the bathroom and have some showerhead luv all by my lonesome.
That is if he is holding out on me. But… anytime we aren’t doing it I consider it “holding out on me.” heehee;)
Don’t you wish you could somehow go back in time and slip this into one of those 1950’s sex-ed filmstrips?
“Yes, boys and girls, masturbation is a normal activity that healthy adults participate in; in fact by the year 2000, a woman who does NOT mastrubate wonders aloud if there is something wrong with HER!”
Oooh, showerhead love. Girl, that’s a whole 'nother thread right there.
But I would like to share the following:
We just built a new house, and I had this wonderfully elegant amazing large jacuzzi tub built in. I made sure we got a retractable shower head type attachment. “You know, for when I need to wash my hair in the tub.”
Nobody believes me when I throw that excuse out. And they’re right not to. 
Hon, it’s okay that you don’t. It just means that I’ll have to pick up the slack and do enough for both of us.
Well, better get started…
::trots off to the bathroom::
Hey, now, save some of that for me! Trot this way, baby…wanna tango? 
Um…well…yeah. Here’s the thing…er…uh, can you give me a few minutes?
I masturbate all the time. Unfortunately, I don’t particularly enjoy it. It’s just one of those things I have to do, like sleeping, and eating. It gets the shit out. To tell you the truth, I’ve never quite uderstood what’s so pleasurable about pleasure.
:eek: Wouldn’t that hurt? :eek:
I think it’s an urge that curbs itself as a person ages.
In my teens… let’s just say…
Back then -if masturbating was illegal; I’d be on death row.
I don’t purposefully masturbate . . . in other words, I don’t set aside a particular time to get off. Sometimes I find myself doing masturbatory things absentmindedly, but I don’t do it basically because it doesn’t do much for me.
As for being a freak or weird . . . if they don’t believe you, oh well.
There was a guy in my high school who…well, let’s just say that he must have been molested when he was younger, because he was just not right. Anyway, he kept telling me, despite my obvious lack of interest, that “every guy in the world has [masturbated] at least twice! Every guy! At least twice! That’s normal!” Fascinating, said I, but why do I have to hear about it? Years later, I told Mr. Rilch about this, and he said, “Who are these guys who’ve only done it twice?”
Dude… I think you might be rubbing the wrong area!
Oh well, don’t blame me, blame sex ed. Damn public schools…
Hey, you don’t need the friction to get the big ‘O’. For that alone, you are a freak. I like such a freak.
I don’t know how this psychic thing work, though. Can someone simulate masturbating you from 10 feet away, and you get that feeling because of it? Maybe that will work. Hey, come to think of it, that is something I may want to try. To my new girlfriend, of course. Just like the martial artist practice on a bell to develop the ‘one finger’ technique, to attack someone from a distance, maybe in such a way I can master the ‘distance orgasm’ technique. Wouldn’t that be cool?
From what I’ve read, masturbation is almost universal among males and much less common among females. The idea that it is weird for a woman not to masturbate is just a symptom of the sexual revolution - the misapprehension that every sexual tendency that exists among men, must also exist among women to exactly the same degree. It’s bullshit on too many levels for me to deal with here, but I chalk it up to the same faux-egalitarian mindset which dictates that men can bear children, women must be as promiscuous as the most promiscuous of men, and that males are just genetically-flawed females.
No, it doesn’t make you a freak, it just keeps your vision clear. ::drumroll; rotten vegetable fly::
Sheesh, you guys must have seen different sex ed movies than I did. The early ones were very vague as to specifics, but the implications leaned toward insanity, disease and probable early death. In the 70’s the party line was people who didn’t masturbate in public parks were headed for insanity, etc. etc.
Balancing all the hoopla, Ruffian, I’d guess it doesn’t matter. You have a full, enriching sex life. In a setting where people copulate in every manner, combination and orifice, involving farm animals, produce, unlikely rubber products (some requiring batteries and foot-pumps) and getting it on every way except at separate tables, why worry about passing up a buffet item that doesn’t appeal to you?
Sounds to me like your only freakishness is being a happy, satisfied sexual person!
Veb
Er…I figured this was easier for guys, we being more visually oriented, and materials being readily available…
…speaking of materials, a singer in a song referred to his use of pornography being more as a “jump start” than for the obvious use…
…I think I’ve said enough. Rich Hall of this board would have said more, but he is gone…
Yes indeedy sir. Those are called remote control vibrating undies. Leather G-string type things with a vibrating bullet part strategically placed.(one size fits all)
Now I don’t personally own them wink-wink but I know someone who does.