What does it say about me that I was much more attracted to the monkey chick than to the hot blond in the skimpy fur outfit? I always knew I was strange, but my god. I think I need therapy now. Or a trip to the zoo. Someone hold me. 
It was the accent, wasn’t it? 
Dood dood! You and me both!!!
Group hugs all around!
I would actually consider this good news.
I mean, future girlfriends would still be attractive if they didn’t shave. You wouldn’t be bothered by a predilection for bananas and picking lice out of your hair. Hang up a tire swing in your back yard, and she’ll be occupied for hours.
Thanks Java. That makes me feel so much better about this. I think I need a beer now.
Seeing as how the monkey chick was smart, caring and daring and blonde chick was, um, half-naked-- I think you’ve got a case of looking beyond the package.
BTW, what the fahoozy was up with the ending? Some say it follows the ending of the book more closely than the original. This would make sense if the rest of the stinkin movie followed the book more closely than the original.
I was afraid of something like that. This is gonna completely screw up my reputation as a superficial misogynistic man-whore, isn’t it? I must be getting old. Who’s up for a Baywatch marathon?
I haven’t seen the movie but I’d think it means you realize that Helena Bonham Carter buried under fake hair and latex was still more attractive (and a better actress) than half-naked super-model Estella Warren.
I wouldn’t worry about it. I would worry if I was Estella Warren, however. What does it say about your performance when you’re playing the main female human and clad in a flimsly mini-dress but you’re still not the sexiest female in the cast?
(BTW, doesn’t this thread really belong in Cafe`Society?)
I’ve not seen the movie, but I did see the trailer on TV the other day, and the only thing I thought on seeing Helena B-C’s in costume was: ‘DAMN! She looks just like Michael Jackson!’…
Well this probably won’t make you feel any better but…
I spent most of the movie asking my wife: “Don’t you think she looks like Michael Jackson?”
Really.
I’d say yes, but in all honesty I don’t really find Carter all that attractive physically. And I put this here since it was more about my own psychological problems than the movie.
:eek: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Just when I was coming to terms with this, you had to go and spring that on me. Crap.
Yup, definitely a look of Michale Jackson to Helena Bonham Carter…only, strangely she looks less fake and more real!
Maybe you were subconciously creeped out by the thought of Estella Warren “dating” Bruce Willis.
in a theatr known for its “audience participation” the names michael jackson and prince where yelled out.
celtic cowboy, please, please, telling me you weren’t one of the ones yelling: “shake it, prince!” during the monkey sex scene.
She made me want to literally make hot monkey loooooove.
Man, she turned me on too!