So I joined a dating site for 50+. O

[RTFirefly]

@MeanOldLady

Hmm. I always thought of it as “I’m going to make up some horse shit about how I love rose petals and candle-lit dinners and a bunch of other painfully cheesy and obviously-forced bullshit because chicks dig this, right?”

That would have been my guess, too.

[ElvisL1ves]

@MeanOldLady

Hmm. I always thought of it as “I’m going to make up some horse shit about how I love rose petals and candle-lit dinners and a bunch of other painfully cheesy and obviously-forced bullshit because chicks dig this, right?”

“… and that’s how I’m gonna get laid.” Finish the thought.