I guess that’s OK. Why do I feel like I’m not being told everything? 
Happy Birthday John!
Maybe Mrs. T will fill you in on all the restroom talk. Of course, then we’d have to kill her…
true, true.
Why would we want to watch a group of scantily clad ladies mock fighting when we could be watching 4 inch electric powered model racing cars going around a figure of 8 racetrack for hours on end?
I know where I’ll be!
Come to the dark side, yojimbo!
Does the Jedi mind trick work on underwear? if so I’m there
Underwear? Who the hell wears that stuff anyway?
If only…
I definitely have to try the Jedi Mind trick on some poor unsuspecting lady.
heh
heh
heh
Sorry, Yojimbo, but it just wouldn’t be right for me to abandon the Lady Dopers. Especially after reading Globe-trotter’s latest mail, I’ve come to realise where I belong.
Guys, you just go ahead and have your fun, I’ll be there in spirit, while I keep an eye on on the Dopers of the fairer sex. Sometimes a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
S. Norman
Thanks for the address info. This solves a problem I’m having with our lousy database program, namely that adding “Co Dublin” to a Dublin address results in:
Dublin
Co Dublin
2 (or whatever)
Irish Republic
I’m sure the rest of the college will mope about it, but I’M IN CHARGE OF THE DATABASE NOW, DAMMIT!!!
Er, sorry about that. Anyway. Slot cars–looking forward to it, but seems like there may be other fun to be had. There may be a technical hitch with my passport, but I’m sure I can get it sorted out, it’s just a bit of good old English bureaucracy.
Wow, DubDope less than a month away. Can’t wait.
So who do I have to email to get a postcard from you crazy kids? I want to add to my collection of Doper cards! 
You will mail tatertot. Oh yes you will.
you will send beer to the Dupdope
ok, you can mail me if you wish thecatinthehat99@yahoo.com
Besides, Norman couldn’t possibly swap…I’m bringing his PimpHat. 
Postcard requests go to Twisty, his address is somewhere upthread. We’re making special, limited edition Doperfest 2000 postcards, so you’d better act now. Supplies are limited.
Here is a small sample. By Anonymous, of course. 
> Tee Hee…I got this mental image of Coldie sitting alone in Yojimbo’s den
> playing cars all by himself. In his Rush underoos. Pouting, of course. I love that big goofball.
Rush underoos?? I guess that’s something you can’t pick up at the softer side of Sears.
Again!
Blooming heck!
I take time off to sleep, and this thread sprouts like ‘Guy Stuff’. (Homer Simpson voice: ‘Mmmmm - Guy Stuff!’)
Anyway I’m crestfallen, because it’s obviously going to be great (and you’ll all find out what tatertot does for a living), but:
- it’s in term time
- the Headmaster already gave me a (paid) week off this term
so I don’t think I can come :mad:
Still who’d want to come to meet Cldfre, who thinks this particular Englishman lives in Scotland (hey, do I say you’re from Belgium ).
Insert Irish poem / drinking song here …
Whoops! Sorry about the mix-up, Jock.
ducks and runs
pssst, Glee, since I like ya, I’ll give you a link to my primary job.
I’m kind of liking keeping my new job a not so secret secret for now…
Coldfire,
I’m torn between
‘that’s OK, nobody can name 10 famous Belgians’
and
‘how can you do this to a (English)man who wrote some CORRECT DUTCH on the board’
- which would make you feel guiltier?
tatertot,
that was a brilliant link! I’m sorry I can’t meet you this time, but I can’t put the 2nd best job in the world at risk (see, I believe you’ve got no. 1).
I wish you could make it, too. Maybe next time?
[sub]Oh, and my new job is translating French porn films into English for export to America. Your job is loads more important, though.[/sub]
glee,
Tally-ho chap, bottoms up and all that. Top of the morning me lad. Kettle’s on, fancy a cupper?
Hope that helps. Oh, and I’d feel more guilty if you referred to your Dutch skills