tatertot
You said ‘I wish you could make it, too. Maybe next time?’
Absolutely! I do have long holidays (and I know how to ask for a train ticket in Dutch = Coldfire prod) so keep me in mind.
You said ‘Oh, and my new job is translating French porn films into English for export to America. Your job is loads more important, though.’
Whooaaa!
I asked 477 (male) pupils which of our jobs was more important. 472 said yours; the other 5 looked rather thoughtful.
As for your job: keep it up! 
glee, She’s doing that for multitudes of American males at the moment!
OW!! ARRGGGGHH!! Tater! that hurt! dodging rocks
Damnit! I earn an honest living and I deserve respect for it! Would you please explain to me what is so funny about being a porno translator? Personally, I consider myself a cultural ambassador…building a bridge of good will between France and the States.
Yeah right Tater.
What WOULD be cool if we did cheesy Anglo-french accent dubbed versions of French porn movies at the DupDope gathering, especially after a Guinness or 10.
“Cum eer my leetle sherry. Ai weel tayk yoo up zee butt now”
Tater, if you need help with the translation, you know who to ask.
Don’t forget to take lots of pictures.
GlobeMoose, as soon as the first one is done, I’ll ship it to Toronto…for our plan, ya know. 
Coldy, I am holding the tapes hostage until I get my Stroopwafels.
Silo, tell ya what, you buy the film, and I’ll split the blackmail with you 50/50.
what on earth are you planning Tater?
Why, I’m going to balckmail you, John. Did you really need to ask? When I said I was going to get revenge on your company, did you think I was joking? I figure, that if I balckmail you for enough money, you’ll be forced into embezzling funds. It’d suck if you got caught, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take.
Seriously, I came up with a brilliant plan to help Moosie with a little problem. I really ought to go into the plans business, dontcha think?
I’m beginning to feel like Frankenstein’s monster.
Oh please, please, please tell me you will have a Part II while I am in Europe next April!?!?!?!?
Diane, of course we are! Do we need an excuse anymore?
Wa-Hooooooo! 
I will let you know exact dates that I will be there.
Diane, are you going to Ireland before or after Germany?
For the visiting Dopers… this article tells you pretty much everything you need to know about Ireland, #20 being particularly accurate
I was really looking forward to that pot of gold. I guess I’ll have to find another way to pay off my credit cards after this trip.
Sounds like my kind of land! Take the speedo inaccuracy into consideration, and you can drive 160 km/h while still within the limit
I’m really psyched for this. My non-Doper friend is looking forward to meeting y’all as well. Obviously neither of us is sane.
Yo Twisty! Did you get my email with my address?
I can’t wait to meet your friend, either Globegirl! If she’s anything like you, I’m going to love her! We’re going to be the talk of that hostel, that’s for sure.