So last week I asked about shaving down because of a swim meet I have this weekend. I all the years I’ve been swimming I have not shaved. Well I broke and the other day I bought the bear trimmer.
Well last night before practice I stood in my shower, with the water off, and did a prelim shave on my legs. I think I got enough hair to give a balding bear a toupee. That took 30-45 minutes so I couldn’t get to the rest of me as I had to make it to the pool. I got lots of oh hey how cute, let me feel, hey Geroge come feel this etc.
After practice I finished the job. Now I have eyebrows, hair on my head, hey I’ve got long hair, and well I just couldn’t do that to poor little Eddie. Now I look like some sort of freak, I have never seen myself without hair before, well I guess when I was a little kid, and I feel funny too. Last night in bed my stubble kept grabbing the sheets. I can’t believe I did it, and I’m still not done yet either. Saturday I have to finish the job by getting the razor out. I have no idea how women do this all the time.
So anyone showing up at JC’s halloween bash, don’t laugh too hard.