When you have your partner’s head firmly clamped between your thighs, don’t be surprised when he (or she, as the case may be) can’t hear a damn thing you say.
There are some us us guys who really like bushy and shaved is a bad word. Some call it a fetish, but that’s stupid. How is enjoying the natural hairy state of a womans vagina any more fetishistic than liking natural brunettes vs. bottle blondes ? Or natural brown eyes as opposed to contact-changed blue? Nature intended hair to be there and I say amen! Some crazy hair might be, uh, daunting, but a naturally hairy vagina is a real turn on. I once had a girlfriend who was very hairy (compared to other girls I’ve been with). She even had light, fine hair on the backs of her thighs and believe it or not I really was aroused by it. She was beautiful anyway, but that was cool. I vote for no shaving!
Gawd damned if Dan Savage ain’t reading this thread.
That just about sums it up. You could say he had the job licked. 
sooo… how many emails has Nacho4Sara gotten offering to “get together sometime” after this thread… grins
Probably one for every month that’s passed since this thread was last posted to, yo.
- Please do not take “sit on my face” literally. My face is not actually designed to bear your full weight. I will perform much better if my mouth is not mashed full open.
Good God. Thread from the Dead.
And it smells funny.
Glazed doughnut, hehe.
You know, I almost hate to post to this thread and ruin the fact that there were 69 responses. Seemed appropriate somehow! 
Sorry, but I don’t like to kiss my hubby immediately after it’s over. If I wanted to eat pussy, I could find some, I’m sure, and I absolutely do not want to eat my own.
I don’t know about growling, but when my hubby moans while giving me oral sex, the vibrations are extremely arousing!
And Gambit, I can’t speak for other women, but I do like it when my husband gives me the old vaginal Frenchy. And for all the reasons you mentioned.
Best.Thread.Ever.
Oh my Christ, I think I just peed myself laughing at that phrase. Excellent work.
While this thread’s still up, IMHO Bricker’s post captured the essential lesson.
Listen. Pay attention. File away those little clues so that they can add up from one lovemaking session to the next. Nothing could be simpler, if it just matters to you to do it.
Sorry, but I think the current craze for shaved pussy is kinda icky. I refuse to shave mine off, it’s cold and bumpy and itches like crazy and razor burn hurts and makes me hate the idea of having a guy (with stubble issues of his own, usually) put his face or anything else on it. Besides, if the guy is doing even a fairly good job my knees are so far apart he has to travel a long way in either direction to get to the fuzzy parts. And the fuzz is there to let him know where it’s okay to use his teeth…
And lest I be accused of prima donna-ism, I’ve munched out on both the shaved and unshaved varieties and I’d rather eat the fuzzy ones by a long shot. I don’t like stubble on my tongue, and the fur keeps the juicy stuff right where it belongs, in the middle. Otherwise, the juice goes everywhere and it’s a big old mess…
And guys who like having their dicks treated like a big clit are a bunch of fun, too. I don’t like men who think a mouth and throat are identical in stress tolerances to a pussy–that’s just iggerant!
Aleq, perhaps you’d consider a Brazilian…? Its not all gone…just the sides that irritate cheeks during.
Ahhh. Shaved, Brazilian, Neatly Trimmed, Bikini Wax, Bushy, Funky Designs… I like 'em most any way they cum.